# hello "dopers" why do you post here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434 "2004-09-28T04:54:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/61 "2004-09-28T22:59:54Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > How long until there’s a board member called **Gold Dong Member**? > > Not long. > > \*snort And if he is Tall Mandarin,his name can be **Long Duck Gold Dong Member** ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/62 "2004-09-28T23:02:43Z")
Actually, I don’t post here. I’m just a pigment of your imagination. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/63 "2004-09-29T02:49:44Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I feel I am being Kept Down by The Man because I am Dong-less. Assuming The Man is The Perfect Golden Dong, I’d say it’s more appropriate that you’re being kept _up_ by Him;) [sub]Sock-puppetry? Harumph. I like to think I can invent a more colorful character than _that_…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/64 "2004-09-29T03:14:38Z")
He thinks you’re cool, **iampunha** , and AFAIK he hasn’t even seen you nekkid yet. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/65 "2004-09-29T03:46:40Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > He thinks you’re cool, **iampunha** , and AFAIK he hasn’t even seen you nekkid yet. Yeah, and call it a WAG, but I’m gonna say he doesn’t want to see me nekkid;) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/66 "2004-09-29T03:57:06Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > As long as you don’t live in Texas (? or was it Alabama ) you can _buy_ one at your local adult book store. They only sell the plain ones at my local store. I feel so left out. > [@iampunha](#): > > Yeah, and call it a WAG, but I’m gonna say he doesn’t want to see me nekkid. More nekkidness for us! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/67 "2004-09-29T04:01:34Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > More nekkidness for us! ::runs nekkid thru **Harimad-sol** :: [sub]sorry, hip onion, but the girls is calling me, man.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/68 "2004-09-29T04:06:06Z")
I like SDMB for the indescribably beautiful lyrics. Thanks, guys! If we had a little weeping emoticon I’d use it. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/69 "2004-09-29T04:09:06Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > ::runs nekkid thru **Harimad-sol** :: > > [sub]sorry, hip onion, but the girls is calling me, man.[/sub] Dang. Talk about prompt service! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/70 "2004-09-29T04:10:26Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Dang. Talk about prompt service! I pride myself on being able to satisfy any woman in four minutes:D [sub]That was really horrible. I apologize.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/71 "2004-09-29T04:13:06Z")
> [@hip onion](#): > > ok fair enuf your admin might need the cheddah to pay the bills We do not pay the bills with cheese We do not do that, if you please. The admin folk want simple cash to pile in a great big stash. Your gouda is no good-a there Same thing goes for your gruyere. We don’t want your brie or swiss Your camembert we’ll give a miss. The way to pay, once you’ve been lured, is by Visa or Mastercurd. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/72 "2004-09-29T04:15:54Z")
mmmm…cheddah and onion gold dong… ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/73 "2004-09-29T04:32:24Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > I pride myself on being able to satisfy any woman in four minutes:D > > [sub]That was really horrible. I apologize.[/sub] Only four minutes? Where’s my stopwatch? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/74 "2004-09-29T04:39:11Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > \ > **I AM IRON DONG…** > \ That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/75 "2004-09-29T11:40:00Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > I pride myself on being able to satisfy any woman in four minutes:D > > [sub]That was really horrible. I apologize.[/sub] Four minutes…do you do it twice? Frommage Poetry…there just isn’t enough of it. Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/76 "2004-09-29T14:02:28Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > We do not pay the bills with cheese > We do not do that, if you please. > > The admin folk want simple cash > to pile in a great big stash. > > Your gouda is no good-a there > Same thing goes for your gruyere. > > We don’t want your brie or swiss > Your camembert we’ll give a miss. > > The way to pay, once you’ve been lured, > is by Visa or Mastercurd. Brav_o_ Your gouda is no good-a there… Oh, the genius. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/77 "2004-09-29T14:04:13Z")
Quicksilver river of thoughts and words Here I offer cheese to Cecil ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/78 "2004-09-29T23:27:13Z")
Silly Dopers! the chedda is fo’ tha hamsterz!! they gots ta eat too ya know peas out!! ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/79 "2004-09-29T23:37:27Z")
I personally post here for the penis jokes. Keep 'em coming, guys! Gold Dong Member. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/80 "2004-09-29T23:43:43Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > I personally post here for the penis jokes. Keep 'em coming, guys! > > Gold Dong Member. Heh. Ha! You said “penis” and “coming” in the same post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434.md?page=5)