# hello "dopers" why do you post here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434 "2004-09-28T04:54:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/81 "2004-09-30T02:38:23Z")
He has a powerful weapon He charges a million a shot, An assassin that’s second to none, The man with the golden dong. Lurking in some darkened doorway, Or crouched on a roof top somewhere, In the next room, or this very one The man with the golden dong. Love is required whenever he’s hired, It comes just before the spill. No-one can catch him, no hit man can match him For his million dollar skill. One golden shot means another poor victim, Has come to a glittering end, For a price, he’ll screw anyone The man with the golden dong. His eye may be on you or me. Who will he bang? We shall see. Oh yeah! Love is required whenever he’s hired, It comes just before the spill. No-one can catch him, no hit man can match him For his million dollar skill. One golden shot means another poor victim, Has come to a glittering end, If you want to get rid of someone, The man with the golden dong Will get it done He’ll shoot anyone With his golden dong. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/82 "2004-09-30T02:49:57Z")
> [@Ol'Gaffer](#): > > Ha! You said “penis” and “coming” in the same post. You’ll shoot your eye out! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/83 "2004-09-30T03:10:37Z")
I post here because we are capable of amusing ourselves for days, even after the Original Poster disappears. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/84 "2004-09-30T03:13:23Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I post here because we are capable of amusing ourselves for days, even after the Original Poster disappears. Me too. It’s part of the reason, anyway. There are others. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/85 "2004-09-30T03:55:28Z")
I post here because A) it beats math homework, and B)Where else can I read two pages about gold-plated dongs and it _not_ be porn? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/86 "2004-09-30T04:16:10Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > … it beats … it['s] _not_ … porn? Hehehe. Heeeheeee. Hehehehehehehehehehe. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/87 "2004-09-30T04:22:29Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Hehehe. > > Heeeheeee. > > Hehehehehehehehehehe. :smack: Heh. Yeah. I said ‘beats’. ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/88 "2004-09-30T04:39:04Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Perhaps I could simply request and Iron Dong? You want to request and then iron your dong? I am one of the dongless, but I imagine that ironing one’s dong would be a very bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/89 "2004-09-30T04:42:39Z")
> [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > I am one of the dongless, but I imagine that ironing one’s dong would be a very bad idea. On behalf of those with dongs, let’s keep it to imagination;) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/90 "2004-09-30T05:00:59Z")
> [@](#): > > admin might need the cheddah I think not, the “admins” generate most of their income through the Straight Dope escort service called “Cunning Courtesans”, which advertises in the Chicago Reader, and matches registered SDMB female members with men seeking intellectual companionship. True, they might steal your wallet when you’re not looking, but at least you’ll have a damed good conversation to remember them by. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434/91 "2004-09-30T06:54:47Z")
So how many [dong](http://www.banknotes.com/VN86.JPG) would it cost to become a Gold Dong Member, anyway? Too bad [this gentleman’s](http://www.dongkingman.org/about.html) not still alive – he’d have been a natural recipient of the designation. Then again, [this young woman](http://usdtoreros.collegesports.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/dong_polly00.html) might be interested… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-dopers-why-do-you-post-here/266434.md?page=4)