# Hello everybody!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 27, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987 "2001-01-27T07:45:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![moongoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@moongoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moongoddess)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/1 "2001-01-27T07:45:33Z")
Hi, I am new to these boards–just thought I’d introduce myself! How is everyone?:o ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/2 "2001-01-27T07:51:23Z")
I dunno how everyone is, but I’m alright. Nice ta meetcha, **moongoddess**. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/3 "2001-01-27T08:16:23Z")
Oh, could be better, could be worse. I have this ache in my knee, and my teeth are pulsating. Tonight I’m going to be totally alone, debating with myself whether I should call up this girl I know straight out of the blue, or if that’s being presumptuous considering she’s never given me her number (I got it out of the book, though, sitting there beckoning…). I also have a video to capture and edit, I guess I’d better get to work on that soon… Anyway, so how are you? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/4 "2001-01-27T08:38:51Z")
Welcome **moongoddess**. You _DO_ understand that **Crunchy Frog** will be here soon… telling you to “Bite Me Newbie”. It is standard operating procedure on this board that all newbies MUST bite **Crunchy Frog**. It’s nothing to get alarmed about. I thought you should know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Quark\_W.Griswold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Quark\_W.Griswold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quark_W.Griswold)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/5 "2001-01-27T09:08:39Z")
Hey now, **moongoddess**! I hope you have as much fun as I am having here! 😃 **Smug** said: > [@](#): > > It is standard operating procedure on this board that all newbies MUST bite Crunchy Frog. > It’s nothing to get alarmed about. It’s true. I bit Crunchy Frog yesterday. Tasted just like chicken. . ~D!~ ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/6 "2001-01-27T14:47:19Z")
Hello **moongoddess**! Welcome to the boards. Now about that user name, does that mean you are the goddess of the lunar moon, or are you the goddess of the practice of mooning.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrho12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@Pyrrho12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrho12)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/7 "2001-01-27T15:15:54Z")
Welcome to the board! I’m another newbie, trying to pad my post count before wandering off and finding something more productive to waste my time on. Have a good time here, don’t let the trolls bite. Speaking of which… would Crunchy Frog mind if I rubbed him down with a banana and got my rabbit to bite him instead of me? It’s far more likely than I am to leave an interesting scar… Be seeing you! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/8 "2001-01-27T16:23:40Z")
Hello **moongoddess**! Welcome aboard. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/9 "2001-01-27T16:48:04Z")
Welcome, Moongoddess. I’m welcome you in from the dark, but I suppose you’re supposed to shine from the dark… …you realize, you’re hooked, right? This board is a drug. You won’t see friends who aren’t Dopers as much, you’ll be bringing in other to join… ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/10 "2001-01-27T18:00:14Z")
Hi! ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/11 "2001-01-27T18:48:28Z")
Welcome, Moongoddess! ---
**Author:** ![moongoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@moongoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moongoddess)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/12 "2001-01-27T18:50:13Z")
Nice to meet you all! And I will definately be on the lookout for **Crunchy Frog**!!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/13 "2001-01-27T19:26:23Z")
Whoops! Seems like I’m a little late! Hello, moongoddess! Nice to meetcha! _hands her a delicious casserole and gives a welcoming welfish hug_ ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/14 "2001-01-27T19:50:16Z")
Hello! I’m fine thanks - and you? I’m off to a James Bond party tonight - wanna come? ---
**Author:** ![moongoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@moongoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moongoddess)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/15 "2001-01-27T20:48:34Z")
I’m great Iguana Boy! James Bond, eh?? Sounds…interesting.😉 To everyone that replied to my post, **sorry** I couldn’t reply back to _each_ of the messages individualy, I wanted to! It seems that these message boards don’t allow for that??!!!:confused ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/16 "2001-01-27T23:05:21Z")
What you need, **moongoddess** , is a sponsor. Someone experienced, who is a real Board bad-ass, to stick up for you when people pick on you unfairly, or tease you. Someone that can watch out for you and make sure you don’t get discouraged and leave because you stop having fun and learning things. It helps if she is a lesbian vampire too. Hmmm…wonder who could work for you…you’ll have to ask someone I guess. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/17 "2001-01-27T23:30:41Z")
Welcome, **moongoddess**! (You lucky one…I would jump at the chance to have someone like **Anthracite** sponsor me!) ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/18 "2001-01-28T01:05:51Z")
Welcome aboard, **moongoddess**. Don’t worry about **crunchy** , he’s perfectly harmless. We tamed him long ago. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/19 "2001-01-28T02:58:31Z")
Hi **moongoddess** and welcome to the Straight Dope. It’s about at this time I should tell you that these boards tend towards the addictive side. In other words, real life will soon become a faint buzz in the periphery of your senses. It’s really better that way… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987/20 "2001-01-28T07:31:38Z")
Hi there. I’m tired, but glad you’re here. G’nite. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everybody/51987.md?page=2)