# Hello everyone. My name is Lisa and I am new to the Café Society Board **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 21, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636 "2020-08-21T04:27:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hilary\_Algar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilary_algar/32/4282_2.png) [@Hilary\_Algar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilary_Algar)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/1 "2020-08-21T04:27:24Z")
Hi there. I’m Lisa and I am new to Café Society. I usually hang out in MPSIMS. I goofed today and started a new thread in MPSIMS that was musical in nature and so far this thread in MPSIMS has 51 views and exactly zero replies–Ooops! I have some music threads flowing around in the ether but they are not yet ready for prime time. If that day ever arrives that they become ready for prime time I will post them here, one at a time, occasionally. I am sure that it will be great for me to meet all of you. Regards, Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/2 "2020-08-21T05:59:20Z")
Welcome to the Cafe, Lisa. Enjoy yourself, and just have fun. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/3 "2020-08-21T07:14:37Z")
The hazing is pretty rough. Do you have any particular allergy to scorpion venom? ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/4 "2020-08-21T09:54:04Z")
At the initiation ceremony, the squid will be provided, but you are expected to bring your own goat. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/5 "2020-08-21T10:01:49Z")
Welcome to this part of the place. You ended your post with 'regards". I saw that. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/6 "2020-08-21T11:02:26Z")
Closed on August 21, 2020, 11:02am UTC ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone-my-name-is-lisa-and-i-am-new-to-the-cafe-society-board/918636/7 "2020-08-21T11:03:51Z")
I don’t mean to be unwelcoming… but this thread is an MPSIMS sort of thing. Come back when you have an arts topic to discuss. Or report your musical thread in MPSIMS to the mods there, and ask them to move it here, if they haven’t already.