# Hello everyone

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 23, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693 "2025-05-23T02:57:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![d1opez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@d1opez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d1opez)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/1 "2025-05-23T02:57:20Z")

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Wow! I just stumbled upon this place. I didn’t think that such a thriving community could be on an internet forum with such a deep history, and the little amount that I’ve seen so far was a purely productive, smart conversation, completely free of all the slop and spam I’ve seen on lots of social media today. I’m also incredibly faded so that’s playing into my interest for this place, but I guess I’m just here to say, what’s up?

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/2 "2025-05-23T03:02:05Z")

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Welcome to the Straightdope - where the snark is hot and free flowing, the logic is occasionally ice cold, and the posters know far too much for their own good!

Read a lot, post when you have something to share, and try to take the ever present snark with good cheer and appreciation for the careful diction.

Oh, and adulting for a moment, we do have rules, so take a moment to read the TOS at the bottom of the page and the stickied (the stickpin) rules for any forum you might want to post to.

Adulting done, welcome and hope you learn something, are amused and/or horrified, or some combination of all of the above. I know I am on a near-daily basis!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/3 "2025-05-23T03:03:00Z")

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Welcome.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/4 "2025-05-23T03:35:21Z")

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Welcome, welcome!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/5 "2025-05-23T05:24:03Z")

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Always nice to have a new member. I’ve been here 20+ years, and I still feel like an unknown in a lot of forums. But enjoy your time here.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/6 "2025-05-23T05:47:09Z")

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Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

Welcome.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/7 "2025-05-23T11:33:12Z")

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> [@d1opez](#):
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> the little amount that I’ve seen so far was a purely productive, smart conversation, completely free of all the slop and spam I’ve seen on lots of social media today.

Stick around. You’ll make it past that shiny facade! 😉

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/8 "2025-05-23T13:42:41Z")

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Did we get a new goat after the unfortunate incident with the squid?

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/9 "2025-05-23T14:02:36Z")

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Moving this thread to MPSIMS, our home for random chatter, and other things of personal interest.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/10 "2025-05-23T14:46:04Z")

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Glad to meet you, @d1opez ! I’ve already learned something from you, i.e., what you mean when you say “faded”. I myself tend to feel more vivid at those times. 😁

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/11 "2025-05-23T15:33:40Z")

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Do peek into the MMP, when triviality and and mundanity is raise to an art form!

I’m coming up on 25 years here and I’ve enjoyed most of it. It’s pretty easy to ignore the parts I don’t enjoy. Kinda like life. 🤣

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/12 "2025-05-23T15:46:45Z")

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Welcome to the SD!

> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> I’ve already learned something from you, i.e., what you mean when you say “faded”. I myself tend to feel more vivid at those times. 😁

I was wondering about that expression as well–

> [@d1opez](#):
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> I’m also incredibly faded so that’s playing into my interest for this place

Did the OP maybe mean ‘jaded’? That seems a better fit, but maybe there’s a meaning to ‘faded’ I’m not familiar with.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/13 "2025-05-23T15:50:42Z")

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Flattery will get you everywhere!

Welcome!

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/14 "2025-05-23T18:09:26Z")

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I googled it. It’s slang for drunk or high.  
We have a hip new friend here! 😎

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/15 "2025-05-23T18:12:53Z")

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Ah, thanks. Well, if that’s how you define being ‘hip’, lemme just say, I’ve had a bit of a rough week and it’s the start of a long weekend, so I’m getting a little bit hip tonight 😉

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/16 "2025-05-23T18:16:59Z")

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I might fade a little bit if we go out to eat.  
Am I doing it right? 🤪

Jeez, I’m using a lot of emojis today. If our new friend doesn’t come back, it’s probably all my fault.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/17 "2025-05-23T18:20:28Z")

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So I would not feel so jaded…everybody must get faded!

🤣

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**Author:** ![d1opez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@d1opez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d1opez)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/18 "2025-05-23T18:54:29Z")

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Good morning! (I know, right?) I just made myself a beautiful cup of coffee and read all these replies I woke up to, I really didn’t think I’d have this much of a response. Your definitions of “faded” are all correct lol, and I’m still as curious as I was when I was ‘hip.’ I originally thought this would be one of my random internet rabbit holes I forget about the next morning, but you all seem like great people. I guess I’ll try to read and contribute where I can!

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/19 "2025-05-23T19:09:17Z")

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That’s keen! I mean…that’s so bitchin’. How’s your head?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/1018693/20 "2025-05-23T19:14:55Z")

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Well, Bobby McGee was “faded” as his or her jeans.

You know any songs the driver doesn’t know?

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