# Hello everyone **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535 "2000-06-06T12:47:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/81 "2000-06-08T23:04:59Z")
[QUOTH Amy]\*\* Vestal Blue, I can be persuaded to forget about the Chief if you teach me to fly your plane. \*\* [/QUOTE] Ok hon, you’re on! And I’ll teach you for free, and you won’t hafta become a swabbie! VB Blows ChiefScott a Ripe raspberry! _ **PHHHHBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/82 "2000-06-09T00:48:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > (Yeah, right, Wally. And Coldfire doesn’t know what a goat’s butt looks like…) > \*\* You seem to be implying something. What is it? 😉 (Hey - at least I don’t fuck with peoples heads…) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/83 "2000-06-09T02:12:28Z")
well, welcome, and have fun while you’re here. I’m realitvely new, and hope you have some fun before university. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/84 "2000-06-09T02:41:07Z")
Maybe I was subconsciously trying to divert Amy’s attention from you, Coldfire. I think it is your destiny to marry her. Soon, you’ll be calling Wally ‘Dad’. ::from north, sound of Wally’s voice – ‘Amy, get away from the computer! Don’t look at the screen! Don’t look back!!’:: ::Amy’s voice trailing off: ‘Coldfire!’:: ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/85 "2000-06-09T02:48:54Z")
Coldfire: > [@](#): > > (Hey - at least I don’t fuck with peoples heads…) pbbbbttttt!! Coldfire, Amy is using your screen name, too! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/86 "2000-06-09T05:30:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > You don’t really want me to dig up those old posts of yours, do you Wally? 😉 > > See you around, Amy! > \*\* Hey, Sealemon, you might be onto something here. Amy, the next time ol’ dad’s a little strict with you, just log on, do a search for “Wally” and, bingo…instant leverage. You’re welcome. (By now, I’m sure you’ve long since used up the old “Ask your parents for anything when they’re on the phone trick.” I got away with it 3 times or so when I was 13. “Mom, can I have 40 bucks to bucks to smoke some pot?” Shoulda saved it for later, for more important things.) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535/87 "2000-06-09T08:19:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Soon, you’ll be calling Wally ‘Dad’. > \*\* Thanks, mynde. Feel free to come over and wipe the coffee off my monitor now 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-everyone/21535.md?page=4)