# Hello? F\*CK!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996 "2005-07-31T08:40:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![viva\_la\_bruce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a5b964/32.png) [@viva\_la\_bruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/viva_la_bruce)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/1 "2005-07-31T08:40:08Z")
I didn’t think I was going to make it. Surely, I would die of laughter before the end. [http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=hellofck.wmv](http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=hellofck.wmv) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/2 "2005-07-31T09:58:17Z")
There is absolutely nothing funny about that video. It’s the lamest piece of garbage I’ve ever seen. . . How is that supposed to be comedy? ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/3 "2005-07-31T10:12:38Z")
:dubious: M’kaaaaay… ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/4 "2005-07-31T11:44:51Z")
Call me unimpressed ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/5 "2005-07-31T12:26:57Z")
I watched 20 seconds of that thing. I want my 20 seconds back! ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/6 "2005-07-31T12:30:53Z")
Maybe it’s funnier if you’re using a bong just like the one in the clip. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/7 "2005-07-31T12:56:25Z")
I was smiling indulgently until the cat screamed. Then I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/8 "2005-07-31T13:13:34Z")
I liked it better than the “Aristocrats” joke. But that’s not saying much. I give it a qualified “meh.” ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/9 "2005-07-31T13:36:59Z")
That was terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/10 "2005-07-31T13:59:34Z")
The Budweiser “What’s UP” gag was funnier. And that says a lot! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/11 "2005-07-31T14:24:15Z")
I liked the spindle-of-cds thing. Otherwise… ---
**Author:** ![viva\_la\_bruce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a5b964/32.png) [@viva\_la\_bruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/viva_la_bruce)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/12 "2005-07-31T15:37:08Z")
Oh well, to each his own. I thought it was funny. I especially like the umbrella. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MadderMitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@MadderMitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadderMitch)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/13 "2005-07-31T19:30:07Z")
I haven’t watched it. ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/14 "2005-07-31T19:45:00Z")
I think that video is hilarious. Why does he have a bunch of bananas and a scuba tank in his room? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/15 "2005-07-31T19:50:50Z")
> [@Mirror Image egamI rorriM](#): > > Why does he have a bunch of bananas and a scuba tank in his room? Sea monkeys! (and that joke is funnier than the entire video) ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/16 "2005-08-01T03:03:37Z")
> [@Mirror Image egamI rorriM](#): > > I think that video is hilarious. Why does he have a bunch of bananas and a scuba tank in his room? Exactly- I laughed at it. I liked the dustpan and broom one. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/17 "2005-08-01T03:24:49Z")
You know, this is one of the more fascinating threads to read if you don’t watch the clip. Sea monkeys, bananas, umbrellas and screaming cats all in the same thread. Reactions ranging from outrage to complete ennui. Sure, some of the mystery is explained by the bong comment, but this is almost as impossible to figure as Lewis Black’s "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. … " ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/18 "2005-08-01T04:06:27Z")
It’s hard to say “FUCK!” that many times and not be funny, but they managed. It got almost funny a couple of times, and I chortled when he dropped the stuff on the cat, but overall that was a waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/19 "2005-08-01T05:15:18Z")
It was mildly funny. It would have been funnier if it had been shorter. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996/20 "2005-08-01T05:16:37Z")
That guy is some kind of hung over. I don’t know if I have ever been that bad in the AM [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-f-ck/314996.md?page=2)