# Hello...former lurker here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889 "2016-01-12T01:56:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889/21 "2016-01-12T22:08:26Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Hi, I’m Eutychus, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you. Hi, that was Eutycus, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889/22 "2016-01-12T23:37:24Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > Hi, that was Eutycus, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you. Seven years of college down the drain. ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Monkey\_mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_mom)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889/23 "2016-01-13T01:45:23Z")
Thank you all for the welcome…not too worried about making a fool of myself: its a fine art that I have been working on for several years now! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889/24 "2016-01-13T01:46:32Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Welcome Aboard! Don’t worry about making a fool of yourself as any inanity that occurs will be eclipsed in seconds by someone else… > > BTW, pie or cake? > Finally, would you enjoy a nice bowl of ice scream? Nope, not a typo… 😃 you didn’t get the memo? the pie and cake were, um _lost_, in the uh basement incident a few weeks back when the dairy dessert aaahhh “overflowed” its [del]containment[/del] carton. Monkey Mom, well, I know you’re a Mom and all, but, the candy is safer. Specially if its baked into cookies 😃 Welcome 😃 why yes, I usually do capitalize Mom, Drill Sergeant and other words; as a habit of training ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889/25 "2016-01-13T05:12:22Z")
> [@Monkey\_mom](#): > > Thank you all for the welcome…not too worried about making a fool of myself: its a fine art that I have been working on for several years now! You’ll fit in well, however that should have been a semicolon, not a colon. See what we’re like? On the other hand I asked about your hockey affiliation because I SWORE your user name was “Hockey mom!” D’oh! Welcome encore. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889/26 "2016-01-13T07:13:19Z")
Greetings, Monkey Mom! 🙂 3 questions: 1. Have you killed any humans? 2. If yes, how many? and, 3. Why? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-former-lurker-here/742889.md?page=1)