# Hello from a NEWBIE!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-from-a-newbie/159946
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 8, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-from-a-newbie/159946 "2003-03-08T18:49:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-from-a-newbie/159946/21 "2003-03-10T17:04:32Z")

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Welcome… Now comes the hazing… GIVE US 100 posts! ON THE DOUBLE!!

Nah, just messing with ya. Welcome.

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### Author: ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-from-a-newbie/159946/22 "2003-03-11T06:51:56Z")

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Hi, **gothiebaby** , from an olderbie. 😉

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-from-a-newbie/159946/23 "2003-03-11T14:25:36Z")

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**Kn(I’mlying,Ireallywon’teversendyouanycookies,IjustsaythesethingsbecauseIgetakickoutofit)ckers** never sent me any cookies!She said she would, but NOOOOO!

BTW, **Vivalostwages** posts from a mental institute. She’s an experiment in artificial personalities. (Like AI, but weirder.) Guess what trait she’s supposed to be.

Everyone knows what trait _I’m_ supposed to be.

:dubious:

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### Author: ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-from-a-newbie/159946/24 "2003-03-11T20:01:30Z")

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Watch out for NCB. He’s a total geek who posts constantly in dorky Star Trek threads.  
Oh, wait…um, so do I.

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