# HELLO... hello...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 22, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461 "2000-07-22T12:55:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/1 "2000-07-22T12:55:16Z")
**HELLO** … HELLO… **hello** … hello…
Seven time zones away.
Waiting for the Open Championship coverage to start.
Work done for the day.
And no one around to play with.
_harumphing over to [CNNSI.COM](http://CNNSI.COM)_
Well, I may stick around for a couple minutes…
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### Author:  [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/2 "2000-07-22T13:01:46Z")
Well, I’m here…but I am getting ready to go to bed. I just got home from work.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/3 "2000-07-22T13:05:49Z")
Oo, oo!
Hottie on board! Fuck golf!
Hello, baby. In your nightie yet?
_Did I say that first part aloud?_
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### Author:  [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/4 "2000-07-22T13:09:22Z")
Nope, no nighty, just my white cotton undies!
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/5 "2000-07-22T13:11:02Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Michi \*
> \*\*Nope, no nighty, just my white cotton undies! \*\*
MUST…THINK…ABOUT…BASEBALL…STATISTICS…
(not working)
I wonder how fast I can get from LA to Tampa?
Screw it, I’ll just take a cold shower.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/6 "2000-07-22T13:13:33Z")
Oo, whitie-tighties! Half-bra? Under wire? Victoria’s Secret? Bikinis or briefs?
Have you applied your nighttime moisturizer yet?
If not, I volunteer to liberally apply it… all over!
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/7 "2000-07-22T13:14:47Z")
YOU are excused, **DRY**! Stand down.
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### Author:  [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/8 "2000-07-22T13:17:46Z")
No again, Chief…no bra…just my underwear!
I am not ready to apply my moisturizer just yet. I haven’t taken my hot bath (with bubbles).
Anyway, I do have to get going now. I’m exhausted.
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### Author:  [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/9 "2000-07-22T13:20:39Z")
Good lord Chief, Don’t let her get away from ya. \
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/10 "2000-07-22T13:22:43Z")
Oh, well. She’s gone.
**A babe with bare boobs in a bubble bath.**
Dr. Seuss didn’t have my alliterative skills…
Boy, I can strike out half a world from the game! Gotta be a new low.
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/11 "2000-07-22T13:23:13Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Michi \*
> \*\*No again, Chief…no bra…just my underwear!
>
> I am not ready to apply my moisturizer just yet. I haven’t taken my hot bath (with bubbles).
>
> Anyway, I do have to get going now. I’m exhausted. \*\*
“How bravely thou becomest thy bed, fresh lily,
And whiter than the sheets!”
–Cymbeline, Act 2, Scene ii
::fleeing from Chief Scott::
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/12 "2000-07-22T14:00:38Z")
Putz.
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/13 "2000-07-22T15:43:46Z")
It’s ok Chief; she’s gone. Tell yer lil swabbie to ‘stand down’! ::Eeeeeevil Grin!::
(She _is_ WAY cute, isn’t she?)
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/14 "2000-07-22T15:48:24Z")
RATS! BIG FAT HAIRY ONES!
That last post was not from PB; I’m VB! Now how the hell do I get this changed back?!
Sheesh! This is almost as bad as sharing my toothbrush!
And if anyone doesn’t believe I’m not Purp, then one word: ROACH!
(She can’t stand’em)
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/15 "2000-07-22T16:17:41Z")
Nice try, **pb**.
We all **VB** would never “smilie” me, even with the Wally in the sig.
Ya can’t fool anyone, putz.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/16 "2000-07-22T16:19:15Z")
We all **know** … blah, blah, blah.
Also I like your budding lesbian tendancies. **Mr. Bear** know?
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### Author:  [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/17 "2000-07-22T16:38:43Z")
Jeez Chief! Maybe it’s your sublte hints that scared her off.
Nothing like ferocious intensity to set the mood. :eek:
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/18 "2000-07-22T16:47:36Z")
Hell, **aenea**! I ain’t messing around no more! It’s been _too_ long!
BTW, what aren’t you wearing?
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/19 "2000-07-22T17:44:13Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*
> RATS! BIG FAT HAIRY ONES!
>
> That last post was not from PB; I’m VB! Now how the hell do I get this changed back?!
>
> Sheesh! This is almost as bad as sharing my toothbrush!
>
> And if anyone doesn’t believe I’m not Purp, then one word: **ROACH!**
>
> (She can’t stand’em)
That’s all the proof I need! She can’t say the name little lone type it!
> [@](#):
>
> ChiefScott
> We all know… blah, blah, blah.
>
> ```
> Also I like your budding lesbian tendancies. Mr. Bear know?
>
> ```
I am now!
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/20 "2000-07-22T19:50:53Z")
Poor Chiefy…all alone with no one to play with. 🙂
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