# HELLO... hello... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461 "2000-07-22T12:55:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/21 "2000-07-22T20:12:10Z")
Ok, ok. NOW the fur’s going to fly!! Bad enough he uses MY name; and then he compounds the problem by actually typing _ **THAT** _ word!!! Yes, honey (Mr Bear to you eavesdroppers). That post was not made by me, but by a certain flyboy who had better watch his back today while we’re at the swim park. And, if he’s watching me too much, I’ll just get one of our kids to help me out! And, one last thing. Chief: get a life! Have you ever met Rosy Palmer and her 5 sisters?? _Wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/22 "2000-07-22T23:15:17Z")
::yawn:: This time I’m back, but I am wearing my scrubs and I have to go to work. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/23 "2000-07-23T04:47:38Z")
Oo. What color? Can I see any cleavage? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/24 "2000-07-23T04:50:21Z")
Down, boy. Down. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/25 "2000-07-23T04:57:05Z")
Chief, it’s just proof you shoulda gone into the Army. Camp followers can’t follow you out to sea. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/26 "2000-07-23T06:17:09Z")
My scrubs are a sort of purple shade…and when I lean over the animals, yes, you can see cleavage! Cleavage, and the white satiny bra holding it all together. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/27 "2000-07-23T06:26:20Z")
**Michi** , does the seam of your scrub pants separate your cheeks, and does the fabric, soft from too many antiseptic washings, cling to the dimples in your buttocks? Jeeze, now you have me talking like the Chief. But scrubs can be unbearably sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/28 "2000-07-23T06:45:30Z")
Uh…my scrubs are baggy…they don’t cling to anything! One day i showed up at the clinic in everyday clothes, and one of my coworkers looked at me and jokingly asked where THOSE things came from (meaning my breasts, of course). ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/29 "2000-07-23T07:38:35Z")
_thinks about finding an injured dog to bring in, just so he can get such a nice view as Michi bends over as she describes_ Oh, wait, you are in Florida…well, I’ll keep dreaming. _gets that far away look on his face again._ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/30 "2000-07-23T08:23:35Z")
_thinks about **becoming** an injured dog, just so I can get a **better** view as Michi bends_ Woof-woof. Pant-pant. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/31 "2000-07-23T09:28:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*_thinks about **becoming** an injured dog, just so I can get a **better** view as Michi bends_ > > Woof-woof. > > Pant-pant. \*\* “Michi, bring in the next dog to be neutered.” ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/32 "2000-07-23T12:51:37Z")
::yawn and sigh:: last patient of my shift was a yellow lab with some eye problems. This dog had no manners and I had to wrestle it to the ground so the doctor could look at it. Paws flailing, the dog landed a solid blow to my left breast. Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/33 "2000-07-23T13:06:14Z")
…but did someone come back as a dog and feel Michi up? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/34 "2000-07-23T13:06:53Z")
Tsk, tsk. Any minute now, the panting will start up again… ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/35 "2000-07-23T13:10:59Z")
“I didn’t punch that doggie” ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/36 "2000-07-23T13:38:02Z")
Well, it is 9:30 AM and I am back in my undies (yellow cotton this time). My boob hurt for a while…if that was what being “felt up” is like, no thanks! I felt like something in there ruptured (and considering what I have inside my chest, that is not a good thing!) Anyway, I feel better now, I’m just surprised no one offered to kiss it better. :😉: (see? no smiley face) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/37 "2000-07-23T13:54:32Z")
Woof. Arf-bark.\* \*Translation: Nice firm boob! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/38 "2000-07-23T14:00:05Z")
Slurp-lick pant. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/39 "2000-07-23T14:01:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*Anyway, I feel better now, I’m just surprised no one offered to kiss it better. :😉: (see? no smiley face) > > \*\* I’ll kiss your boob boo-boo if it makes you feel better… …really, I don’t mind… ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461/40 "2000-07-23T21:43:51Z")
_kiss_ Whoops! Wrong boob, kissed the right one. Here, I’ll kiss the left one now. :: wink :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-hello/26461.md?page=3)