# Hello.  I am a racist.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 18, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590 "2010-08-18T00:25:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/461 "2010-08-19T14:56:15Z")

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I disagree, Onomatopoeia. By not engaging at all you tacitly (at least in the ‘minds’ of those who are putting out those tendrils you are talking about) condone their attempts. It’s like not engaging in folks who push forth creationism, or 9/11 truther nutballs. By NOT engaging them (and heaping massive amounts of scorn on their heads), you open the way for them to continue spreading their filth. Plus, someone who is maybe on the fence and lurking sees that the person is not engaged and heaped with scorn, and that the thread is summarily closed by the Mods, and that makes an impression on those lurkers.

By allowing a thread like this to run it’s course, lurkers and others see the negative impact that some idiot saying they are a racist has on at least our community. If this validates or confirms something to the OP, well, so would silence or having a Mod summarily close the thread. Since this idiot would be validated either way, I think heaping scorn and derision on him works best…plus, it’s frankly more fun.

YMMV, but that’s how I see it. Fuck this guy, and the sister he rode in on…

-XT

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/462 "2010-08-19T14:59:09Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Because black people suck.

Oh hey, I was going to start a thread about that.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/463 "2010-08-19T15:00:24Z")

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> [@Ariovistus](#):
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> I am not your enemy. I am, however, your opponant.

What or whom do you oppose? (You profess distate for black people, but that does not necessarily make you their “opponent” as such.)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/464 "2010-08-19T15:10:49Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> > [@Ariovistus](#):
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> > … Because acting on sudden emotion, impulse, is very often a very bad thing. When it comes to blacks, that impulse is often something to do with violence or breaking the law in some way. …
> 
> Like,IPS being the driver in a drive-by chicken-boning is a crime in every US jurisdiction (regular chicken boning too, of course).
> 
> CMC fnord!  
> And anyway what the hell was your sister doing eating (by the gods I hate to say this) nigger food?
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> > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> > … Clearly, the OP craves attention. Clearly, most of you despise his stance, if not him.
> > 
> > But the thread is barely 24 hours old and it sports over 400 replies and more than 9000 views. Yet many of the posts state (or imply) that the OP is not worthy of their attention.
> > 
> > Those who continue to feed this monster ought to be ashamed. …
> 
> Huh? Mostly it’s been PALATRR. If we’re feeding the monster anything it’s [del]thin soup[/del] grape soda!

The chicken bone story, like all the rest of his boasting to his hater brothers, never happened. These are clearly fabricated vignettes designed to make him look cool to his cohorts on [neonazis.com](http://neonazis.com). He’s a bullshitter and a liar and I knew lots like him in the military, telling outrageous stories about events that never happened, such as bashing someone’s head into a candy machine (or whatever it was), “snarling” at some guy who got in his face (what bodice-ripper did he get that purple prose from?), people being raped and property being damaged, and on and on and on. Either the dude is a disaster magnet, or he’s a fucking liar. I vote for the latter.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/465 "2010-08-19T15:19:02Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> I disagree, Onomatopoeia. By not engaging at all you tacitly (at least in the ‘minds’ of those who are putting out those tendrils you are talking about) condone their attempts. It’s like not engaging in folks who push forth creationism, or 9/11 truther nutballs. By NOT engaging them (and heaping massive amounts of scorn on their heads), you open the way for them to continue spreading their filth. Plus, someone who is maybe on the fence and lurking sees that the person is not engaged and heaped with scorn, and that the thread is summarily closed by the Mods, and that makes an impression on those lurkers.
> 
> By allowing a thread like this to run it’s course, lurkers and others see the negative impact that some idiot saying they are a racist has on at least our community. If this validates or confirms something to the OP, well, so would silence or having a Mod summarily close the thread. Since this idiot would be validated either way, I think heaping scorn and derision on him works best…plus, it’s frankly more fun.
> 
> YMMV, but that’s how I see it. Fuck this guy, and the sister he rode in on…
> 
> -XT

I agree. Sunshine is the best disinfectant. There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing these douchebags try to have a rallying march, only to be met by an overwhelming opposition from the community. It reinforces the fact that these people are completely at odds with their country, their society and their culture.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/466 "2010-08-19T15:28:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Chefguy]  
The chicken bone story, like all the rest of his boasting to his hater brothers, never happened. These are clearly fabricated vignettes designed to make him look cool to his cohorts on [neonazis.com](http://neonazis.com). He’s a bullshitter and a liar and I knew lots like him in the military, telling outrageous stories about events that never happened, such as bashing someone’s head into a candy machine (or whatever it was), “snarling” at some guy who got in his face (what bodice-ripper did he get that purple prose from?), people being raped and property being damaged, and on and on and on. Either the dude is a disaster magnet, or he’s a fucking liar. I vote for the latter.  
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I actually believe the part about the chicken bone…or, at least I think it’s a true story, though possibly not an actual experience by the OP or his possibly fictitious sister. I’ve seen similar things happen when I was much younger (I once saw a guy throw a nearly full beer can out of his truck and hit a black child who was probably no older than 12 on the side of the head with it, then laugh about it with his buddies in the truck).

Myself, what I don’t believe is that this idiot was an NCO in the army. Granted, I was Navy and not Army, but to me that part of his story doesn’t ring true at all.

-XT

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/467 "2010-08-19T15:34:14Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> [QUOTE=Chefguy]  
> The chicken bone story, like all the rest of his boasting to his hater brothers, never happened. These are clearly fabricated vignettes designed to make him look cool to his cohorts on [neonazis.com](http://neonazis.com). He’s a bullshitter and a liar and I knew lots like him in the military, telling outrageous stories about events that never happened, such as bashing someone’s head into a candy machine (or whatever it was), “snarling” at some guy who got in his face (what bodice-ripper did he get that purple prose from?), people being raped and property being damaged, and on and on and on. Either the dude is a disaster magnet, or he’s a fucking liar. I vote for the latter.

I actually believe the part about the chicken bone…or, at least I think it’s a true story, though possibly not an actual experience by the OP or his possibly fictitious sister. I’ve seen similar things happen when I was much younger (I once saw a guy throw a nearly full beer can out of his truck and hit a black child who was probably no older than 12 on the side of the head with it, then laugh about it with his buddies in the truck).

Myself, what I don’t believe is that this idiot was an NCO in the army. Granted, I was Navy and not Army, but to me that part of his story doesn’t ring true at all.

-XT  
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Yeah, shit happens. But when it all happens to the same person, my bullshit meter starts pegging out. I won’t believe the raped girlfriend story either, unless he provides a link to the newspaper story or a photocopy of the police report. This will probably cause him to ‘unleash an inner fury as hot as the burning sun of a thousand galaxies’ or some such horseshit rhetoric.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/468 "2010-08-19T15:41:08Z")

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I’d say the OP has heard these stories and is basically working them into his own life saga to post on his racist sites…exactly what you were saying in your post. While I’ve met people who have had a lot of shit happen to them (my father, for one), as you say, my BS detector is pegging out at the max with this guy.

Even if everything he said was true (the probability of which is pretty close to absolute zero), he’s still a close minded little buttmunch with an IQ only slightly higher than pocket lint, trying to revive a time in the US that was shameful to every real American. It’s sickening to me that there ARE American’s out there (plenty of them) who feels like he does, that blindly hates like he does, and that are as fundamentally close minded and stupid as he is…and that these folks can vote!

-XT

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/469 "2010-08-19T15:42:17Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> I actually believe the part about the chicken bone

Couldn’t possibly be true. His sister throws like a girl.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/470 "2010-08-19T15:48:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]  
I agree. Sunshine is the best disinfectant. There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing these douchebags try to have a rallying march, only to be met by an overwhelming opposition from the community. It reinforces the fact that these people are completely at odds with their country, their society and their culture.  
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Exactly. The more people try and ignore these guys the more they will take that as tacit approval or a shift in society, and the more they will push. When they crawl out from under their rocks we need to bring on the sun…possibly with one of those big ass magnifying glasses tossed in for good measure…

-XT

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/471 "2010-08-19T15:48:52Z")

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> [@Ariovistus](#):
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> Of course, I know about the Mob, the Irish gangs, etc, but once things got settled, America was largely a peaceful place. Crime came in like gangbusters once the government meddled in the affairs of citizens.
> 
> Example: Let’s take Prohibition.
> 
> From time immemorial till the 1920’s, just about everything was legal as far as intoxicating substances go. Then the US Government, backed by do-gooder busybodies, was pressured to make certain substances illegal, most notably alcohol. I’m sure you know the story.
> 
> INSTANTLY, a black market sprang up. Who ran the black market? Gangsters- most notably the Irish Mob, the Italian Mob and the Jews (that last one, look up “The Purple Gang” or “The Purples”… those guys were batshit insane).
> 
> They stood to make shattering amounts of money, and they defended their turf with the weapons (totally legal weapons, by the way) of the day: grenades, Thompson submachineguns, handguns of various types, and explosives. The violence was largely directed at other gangs, but civillians were caught in the middle, not only in the violence, but also incarcerated for taking a simple drink.
> 
> The government itself created an outlaw class of people simply for doing what people have been doing for thousands of years: taking a drink or smoking dope. Not only that, but AFTER prohibition was ended, and the violence dissipated, the Government sold a bill of goods to the US Taxpayers by outlawing certain classes of weapons that before were totally legal and could be bought mail-order from any Sears catalog. They didn’t come outright and outlaw certain classes of weapons, but they DID overtax them to the point where it was prohibitive to own them based on their cost, which created another class of outlaw.
> 
> It is my position that crime exists not only in societies by definition, but is also created by governments for their own ends and means.

The fact that you see absolutely no parallel between white people turning to violence and crime to escape from poverty during the prohibition of alcohol and Black people turning to violence and crime to escape from poverty during the prohibition of other drugs is [del]astounding[/del] actually, just what I’d expect from a dickgarage like you.

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/472 "2010-08-19T15:49:43Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> > [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#):
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> > This is what I don’t get… White people sling crack, gangbang, have a thug culture, destroy neighborhoods/cities, and more.
> > 
> > Why don’t you have a problem with simply those people?
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> They’re just acting black.

Nitpick, the whites ususally sling meth.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/473 "2010-08-19T15:56:08Z")

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> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#):
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> > [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> > They’re just acting black.
> 
> Nitpick, the whites ususally sling meth.

Which means it’s the whites who make me have to go to a pharmacy and sign affidavits so I can have my goddamned Sudafed. Fucking white people!

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**Author:** ![Ariovistus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Ariovistus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ariovistus)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/474 "2010-08-19T15:56:38Z")

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> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> Feed the monster? I’m still trying to get an answer to a post from pages and pages ago.

Like the other poster whose question I missed, I do apologize for the oversight…

I was going through the thread, skipping over the “you’re a liar, you suck, you’re filth” comments looking for the genuine posts and I must have skipped yours by mistake.

Please accept my apologies and repost your question, if it’s not too much trouble… I’ll keep an eye out for it.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/475 "2010-08-19T16:02:54Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Yeah, shit happens. But when it all happens to the same person, my bullshit meter starts pegging out. I won’t believe the raped girlfriend story either, unless he provides a link to the newspaper story or a photocopy of the police report. This will probably cause him to ‘unleash an inner fury as hot as the burning sun of a thousand galaxies’ or some such horseshit rhetoric.

Many, many, many rapes go unreported.

Not saying it happened or it didn’t (I believe the OP was a super special secret soldier about as much as I believe he’s a rocket scientist), just that lack of a paper trail doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/476 "2010-08-19T16:14:03Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> > [@Ariovistus](#):
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> > \*\*Nice to know that the other services have such accepting and open-minded people… \*\*
> 
> Oh, this is rich. (And seriously, what’s up with the red?)

Because a \*white \*font is simply too hard to read against a white background, duh.

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**Author:** ![Ariovistus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Ariovistus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ariovistus)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/477 "2010-08-19T16:14:42Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> So you’re not going to answer anybody who’s asking “if you spend less than 10% of your time thinking about how much you hate black people, and you don’t even run into black people ever because they haven’t got any where you live, why do you spend so much of your online time talking about it? Internet’s a big place and you spend so much of your time on it on boards devoted to racism and on talking about racism here - why?”

I’ll answer your question. Thank you for posting it without vitriol.

It helps me to know that there are other people out there, all around the world and of almost all types, that have had similar experiences. That I’m not all by myself in noticing poor behavior. That the multiculturalists have not won by a long shot. And on top of that, I can really let myself go without any social restraints on speech, and speak my mind… really let out the frustration and anger. It’s almost theraputic.

I hope you appreciate my candor in this.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/478 "2010-08-19T16:33:39Z")

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> [@Ariovistus](#):
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> That I’m not all by myself in noticing poor behavior.

Says the guy who thinks throwing chicken bones at niggers is hilarious. The nice thing about white supremacists [spare me the details] is that they’re the best evidence whites aren’t better than anybody else.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/479 "2010-08-19T16:36:45Z")

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Yeah, that one totally pegged the ole irony meter there. And the funny thing is that this idiot doesn’t see it. To him, bad behavior is when black people do something he doesn’t like. Throwing a chicken bone at a black though? 😕 What’s the problem, eheh? Ehe??

-XT

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/480 "2010-08-19T16:50:43Z")

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> [@Ariovistus](#):
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> I’ll answer your question. Thank you for posting it without vitriol.

Why shouldn’t there be vitriol? Why should people mask vitriol they feel towards you? I certainly feel it. I consider your opinions odious. I’ve spent my life opposing people like you on every level I possibly can.

Were we ever unfortunate enough to meet in real life, I would ensure that you had no contact with my son, because I believe people like you are potentially destructive towards children.

At least the open race-war Neo Nazis are honest. They don’t have your fake and futile attempts at civilized behavior. We both know where we stand - they see me and people who share my views as the enemy to their desired future for America, and I see them (and you) as the enemy to mine.

There’s simply no reason for me, or anyone else, not to show vitriol towards you. You and your ilk have nothing of value to contribute, and there is no positive engagement possible.

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