# Hello. I am a racist. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 18, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590 "2010-08-18T00:25:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Ariovistus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Ariovistus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ariovistus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/561 "2010-08-19T20:29:00Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > > [@Ariovistus](#): > > > > I’ve received PM’s from folks who feel like me… there are (gasp) people on this board who think like I do!! And you don’t know who they are!! > > > > And I’ll never tell… it’ll be more fun watching you lot go around in circles accusing each other.. > > Dude, we all knew about **Valteron**. I have no idea who that is… really. The individuals who contacted me had different names. I’ve never heard of Val-whatsis before. And furthermore, none of the folks who contacted me identified themselves as members of CO, which means none of us are here, other than me. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/562 "2010-08-19T20:30:35Z")
I can’t believe you actually refer to human beings as “it”. Pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/563 "2010-08-19T20:30:50Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > And furthermore, none of the folks who contacted me identified themselves as members of CO, which means none of us are here, other than me. Another example of stellar logic our brilliant racist friend. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/564 "2010-08-19T20:30:56Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > I have no idea who that is… really. > > The individuals who contacted me has a different names. I’ve never heard of Val-whatsis before. That’s because you’re not the target audience of that particular joke. But nil desperandum, old bean. I’ll get back to mocking you in no time. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/565 "2010-08-19T20:31:46Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > > [@Ariovistus](#): > > > > I’ve received PM’s from folks who feel like me… there are (gasp) people on this board who think like I do!! And you don’t know who they are!! > > > > And I’ll never tell… it’ll be more fun watching you lot go around in circles accusing each other.. > > Dude, we all knew about **Valteron**. I can’t keep up this charade, you guys. _It was me._ I fucking hate black people. You guys know how I was acting like I hated white people? The truth of the matter is: that was just a cover for my deep hatred of those darker than “mocha” on a paint swatch. One time, I was at a bar and this black guy was like, “Damn baby, you THICK!” and I was like, “Sir, how dare you refer to me and my ass as unintelligent.” Then I lynched him right on the spot. I left him hanging there as a warning to the other coloreds who might try to do their jungle dances over to my table. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/566 "2010-08-19T20:34:01Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I can’t keep up this charade, you guys. _It was me._ I fucking hate black people. You guys know how I was acting like I hated white people? The truth of the matter is: that was just a cover for my deep hatred of those darker than “mocha” on a paint swatch. > > One time, I was at a bar and this black guy was like, “Damn baby, you THICK!” and I was like, “Sir, how dare you refer to me and my ass as unintelligent.” Then I lynched him right on the spot. I left him hanging there as a warning to the other coloreds who might try to do their jungle dances over to my table. I knew you fucking wogs were all racists. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/567 "2010-08-19T20:34:07Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > > [@Kobal2](#): > > > > Dude, we all knew about **Valteron**. > > I have no idea who that is… really. > > The individuals who contacted me has a different names. I’ve never heard of Val-whatsis before. > > And furthermore, none of the folks who contacted me identified themselves as members of CO, which means none of us are here, other than me. Either your friends are imaginary, or they are ashamed to admit they agree with you. Way to go, dud(e). ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/568 "2010-08-19T20:35:50Z")
Anybody got an over / under on the … “Haw haw … you fools fell for my trolling …?” I’m gonna go with post number 700 at 3 to 1. Who wants action? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/569 "2010-08-19T20:38:33Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > I knew you fucking wogs were all racists. I don’t even know what the fuck a wog is, but I do know that I’d rather talk about Asians. \*Let’s talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly chang-chang-chong talk! We can’t understand you! Go back to yer country! White power! \* [(Oblig Youtube Link)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7hxfMHV9A0&feature=related) C’mon, Dopers. If there’s hate in your heart, LET IT OUT! ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/570 "2010-08-19T20:39:16Z")
So… if you live in Whiteyville, where did this black child come from? Is there an encampment in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/571 "2010-08-19T20:41:39Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Either your friends are imaginary, or they are ashamed to admit they agree with you. > > Way to go, dud(e). Proud Viking and Teuton Warriors are always worried what will happen if they admit their true opinions on anonymous internet message boards. Probably because the Jews are cunning enough to work out who they are and send the Blacks round to destroy their cities. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/572 "2010-08-19T20:41:58Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > So… if you live in Whiteyville, where did this black child come from? Is there an encampment in the woods? You know how sometimes your neighbor’s dog will wander off and you’ll find that little fucker digging up your marigolds? Something like that. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/573 "2010-08-19T20:43:14Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Anybody got an over / under on the … “Haw haw … you fools fell for my trolling …?” > > I’m gonna go with post number 700 at 3 to 1. Who wants action? I’m in. $20 on over. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/574 "2010-08-19T20:43:28Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] C’mon, Dopers. If there’s hate in your heart, LET IT OUT! [/QUOTE] Don’t know about hate, but something tells me my scorn and disgust with the OP might have bled through a bit, despite the fact that I’ve really been making an effort to restrain my darker tendencies lately… I was going to do an “Ask the guy who hates white people” thread, but I thought my wife might beat the crap out of me if I did. She is like that sometimes. -XT ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/575 "2010-08-19T20:46:19Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > Holy SHIT, that chimpout site is f\*cked up. Please tell me its some fringe group like stormfront. Actually, chimpout is much smaller and fringier than stormfront, which has been around much longer. There’s some overlap, but chimpout appears to be for the ones who are so obsessive that they can’t hardly post about anything _but_ “niggers.” I mean, the stormfront nazis talk about “positive” white-race stuff too–but chimpout is pretty much all bashing all the time. It makes you wonder how they keep themselves alive from day to day. **Ariovistus** ’ quotes that have been linked from here are entirely unremarkable in that context. He did find a good home for himself. > [@Meatros](#): > > Another thing occurred to me: You are a separatist (sp?). You would like to live in a land where there are only white people (or whatever). That land is not America. In fact, America is becoming increasingly tolerant as the generations pass. [White people had a good run, but it’s over!](http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-august-11-2009/reform-madness---white-minority) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/576 "2010-08-19T20:47:46Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > C’mon, Dopers. If there’s hate in your heart, LET IT OUT! What about those Damn short people. I hate them. I guess that it’s mainly their little hands and eyes. Plus, they frequently are seen walking around my neighborhood telling great big lies. Their noses are usually petite, in addition to their dentition. Worst of all, their feet are nasty, and are often encased in shoes designed to raise their height. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/577 "2010-08-19T20:50:52Z")
You know, I really \*don’t \*like short people. I said it. What are they gonna do, punch me in the ankles? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/578 "2010-08-19T20:51:28Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > > > Anybody got an over / under on the … “Haw haw … you fools fell for my trolling …?” > > > > I’m gonna go with post number 700 at 3 to 1. Who wants action? > > I’m in. $20 on over. Come on, Ari, you can do it. You got about 120 posts to go. You know you want to unleash the admitted troll in ya. Hook a brother up … daddy needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/579 "2010-08-19T20:52:59Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > To dislike a group of people because of their very real actions as a group (and do nothing to them), or to heap piles of abuse on someone because they have a differing opinion? ololololololllolooolol > [@Ariovistus](#): > > I’ve received PM’s from folks who feel like me… there are (gasp) people on this board who think like I do!! And you don’t know who they are!! We know who the disgusting racists on this board are, thanks. We know who the pedophiles are, too. > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > His behavior was dehumanizing to _his_ children. No it’s not. Everyone knows Southerners aren’t human to start with. > [@Kobal2](#): > > I knew you fucking wogs were all racists. She’s a wop, not a wog, you idiot. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/580 "2010-08-19T20:54:21Z")
> [@villa](#): > > > [@Czarcasm](#): > > > > Either your friends are imaginary, or they are ashamed to admit they agree with you. > > > > Way to go, dud(e). > > Proud Viking and Teuton Warriors are always worried what will happen if they admit their true opinions on anonymous internet message boards. > > Probably because the Jews are cunning enough to work out who they are and send the Blacks round to destroy their cities. It’s true. What do you think happened to Troy? How did you think Schliemann knew where to find it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590.md?page=30)