# Hello. I am a racist. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 18, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590 "2010-08-18T00:25:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/621 "2010-08-20T02:45:47Z")
That would be an extreme-ist left winger on Chimp Out, no doubt about it. -XT ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/622 "2010-08-20T02:54:23Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > > [@Czarcasm](#): > > > > How many times do I have to tell you-_Ex-Lax isn’t candy._ > > Who the hell fills a pinata with Ex-Lax? Someone who thinks the pinata is already full of shit? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/623 "2010-08-20T03:05:16Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Everyone, listen to the man please and have an intelligent discourse on this subject. That is what the SDMB is all about and you can learn something from people that are willing to talk about extreme positions openly even if it is just ammunition against them. He sounds interesting and I believe that everyone is a little racist and people from Kentucky don’t have a monopoly on that by any stretch and some liberals have their own brand of it going in full swing in the Boston area for instance. > > To the OP: > > Let’s start with the basics. > > 1. Do you believe in white separatism in general or do you just think it is just the best lifestyle choice for you personally? > > 2. Do you think that black people are inferior just by being black or is it mainly something that is tied up in circumstances caused by history? That is, do you think black blood is automatically tainted or is it just something about black culture that makes most black people distasteful to you? > > 3. Do you think anything should be done about this on a societal level? Would you have Jim Crow laws again if you had a choice? Would you have segregation again if you could? > > 4. Let’s say you are only surgeon available in the ER and two patients showed up at the same time. One is a white high school dropout with a history of drug abuse and a lengthy criminal record plus his is a deadbeat dad with kids that aren’t doing any better. The other is a black person who is saintly by any measure and a positive force in the community. You only have time to save one of them. Who do you choose and why? 1. What brand of white sheets are the best, and just how do you know where to put the eye holes? 2. Are you supposed to get drunk before the cross burning or after? 3. When you drag some poor bastard behind your truck, what sort of rope is best? 4. Is kerosene good for burning down black houses, or is gasoline the best? No, I think I for one, will pass. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/624 "2010-08-20T03:07:36Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > > [@Ariovistus](#): > > > > I grew up in a border state… Kentucky. > > Assuming that “border state” refers to the Civil War, how is that relevant to your life more than 100 years later? I bet he hates Yankees too? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/625 "2010-08-20T03:14:46Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > > > Assuming that “border state” refers to the Civil War, how is that relevant to your life more than 100 years later? > > I bet he hates Yankees too? So he roots for the Red Sox? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/626 "2010-08-20T03:15:55Z")
Ok, the jerkoff has left the building. Christ, it’s like the day after an all night bender where there was the asshole in the room and everyone on the boards was on a all-night bender and is waking up in a groggy state. Wait, can I say Christ? Wait, can I say ‘wait’? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/627 "2010-08-20T03:25:48Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re right. The jungle is no place for weakliings. I spent two years in Panama. Ft. Espinar and Ft. Sherman. We ran jungle ops and waterborne ops into the bush constantly. I almost had my head taken off my some jerk with a machete. That good enough? Do I pass your ‘test’? I just found this attempt at street cred. Look you stupid bastard, I was in Panama two years too, 193 Infantry Brigade, Fort Clayton. Hard core? You must be out of your fucking head. The jungle no place for weaklings? Shit. I did OK there, and I’m no Rambo. Try peddling that bullshit somewhere else. Hardcore my fucking ass. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/628 "2010-08-20T03:27:38Z")
Maybe it was just hard for him. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/629 "2010-08-20T03:33:16Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Maybe it was just hard for him. Good Christ. I’m starting to feel like Gunny, revving up for his “… Namby Pamby land … here’s a box of tissues” speech. If he really did almost get hit by a machete, I guarantee it’s because him and the other assholes were fucking around being stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/630 "2010-08-20T03:53:03Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > my Master Plot to take over the Universe is still in the works… but I’m having trouble finishing the Super Evil Super Laser in my backyard- I still need 10,000 AA batteries to power it), Ah, a KKK Style Deat… What? He’s gone? crap ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/631 "2010-08-20T03:58:29Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > You’re right. The jungle is no place for weakliings. I spent two years in Panama. Ft. Espinar and Ft. Sherman. We ran jungle ops and waterborne ops into the bush constantly. I almost had my head taken off my some jerk with a machete. That good enough? Do I pass your ‘test’? > > I just found this attempt at street cred. > > Look you stupid bastard, I was in Panama two years too, 193 Infantry Brigade, Fort Clayton. Hard core? You must be out of your fucking head. The jungle no place for weaklings? Shit. I did OK there, and I’m no Rambo. Try peddling that bullshit somewhere else. Hardcore my fucking ass. He’d have more credibility if he had claimed to have spent some time in Colon, San Miguelito, or El Chorillo. The jungle is where I go for vacation. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/632 "2010-08-20T04:18:59Z")
The more I read that place though, the more it makes me want to cry. Not so much though that I don’t want to see if he starts a thread about his ass-kicking here. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/633 "2010-08-20T04:28:43Z")
Well, hope it was worth it for those who wanted to engage him, but his posts didn’t really seem to go anywhere. Guy spent way too much time trying to puff himself up and nowhere near enough ranting the way he apparently feels perfectly comfortable with on Chimpout. At least that would have provided a bit of sick entertainment instead of boring us all to tears. What does bemuse me about mooks like this guy (and the like-minded recent visitor **Don123** ) is how they seem to find it a complete mystery as to why anyone might take exception to their opinions. Absolutely baffling to them. Hunh. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/634 "2010-08-20T04:28:53Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > If he really did almost get hit by a machete, I guarantee it’s because him and the other assholes were fucking around being stupid. Well, I was _threatened_ with a machete while I was doing research in South America\*. Does that mean I get to be a bigot now? \*We were being kind of stupid - trespassing to get to a good field work spot. In our defence, we didn’t know it was private land. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/635 "2010-08-20T04:30:19Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > > > I’m not going through every page to see if anyone else has noticed this, but the OP’s writing style is very, _very_ similar to another member’s. Hmmm. > > Tell meee! If it really is the one I’m thinking of, the member is black and probably doing this on a lark. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/636 "2010-08-20T05:15:39Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > > > Assuming that “border state” refers to the Civil War, how is that relevant to your life more than 100 years later? > > I bet he hates Yankees too? Apparently he is a Yankee - stealth Yankee, the worst kind. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/637 "2010-08-20T06:10:28Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > What the hell is wrong with you people? YOU never did anything when you were younger that others would find distasteful? YOU never thought it was funny when some kid at school fell down a flight of stairs? Hmm…no. I never did think another person being injured or assaulted was funny. Sure I’ve done some things and said some things in my teen years that I no longer agree with, but never in my life have I found unprovoked assaults funny or exciting. Then again, I don’t lack empathy for other people, either. I guess because I’m not a sociopath. Because there’s no effective treatment for sociopaths, all we can do is make our position known, like others have said, for anyone possessing a conscience who may be reading this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/638 "2010-08-20T07:09:31Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > [@Ariovistus](#): > > > > To the rest of you, and I mean this in the most sincere way possible: > > > > **FOAD** > > Don’t worry, like I said: I regularly fuck black guys. I’m sure one of them is bound to get all violent on my white ass and kill me. Like you said, it’s probably a statistical anomaly that it hasn’t happened yet, what with the high crime rates blacks commit. Aww, just like my grandma earnestly warned me when I was 13: “Look at OJ Simpson!” Oddly, 15 years later I’m sill alive too! I’m sure it’s only a matter of time. (And actually, she and the rest of the family really liked my last serious boyfriend, who was black. They still ask about and wish him well on a regular basis. They were able to adapt to the circumstances around them, to some extent, because they actually have some redeeming qualities, which is neat.) And as for my beautiful, sweet, intelligent, high-achieving biracial daughter, we can only assume that horrible things will become of her. Just because she’s scored in the top 2% of standardized tests since preschool and has unbounded compassion for all people and animals, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have chicken bones thrown at her, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/639 "2010-08-20T12:28:57Z")
Now that Ario has [del]flamed[/del] fizzled out, I propose a tangent to this topic. **RESOLVED** : Black cats are stupider than other cats. I know this from how stupid my cat is and having seen plenty of stupid black cats in my time. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/640 "2010-08-20T12:38:01Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Everyone, listen to the man please and have an intelligent discourse on this subject. Nope. He’s already pretty much said he’s a racist, and therefore would probably despise me on sight anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590.md?page=33)