# Hello. I am a racist. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 18, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590 "2010-08-18T00:25:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/641 "2010-08-20T12:43:57Z")
> [@Ariovistus](#): > > I’m pretty much done here. I’m not ever coming back. . Wimp. Still, the best news I’ve seen today. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/642 "2010-08-20T13:48:41Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > Now that Ario has [del]flamed[/del] fizzled out, I propose a tangent to this topic. > > **RESOLVED** : Black cats are stupider than other cats. > > I know this from how stupid my cat is and having seen plenty of stupid black cats in my time. From my wide experience in the world, this is in fact the case. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/643 "2010-08-20T13:49:26Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > > [@Ariovistus](#): > > > > I’m pretty much done here. I’m not ever coming back. . > > Wimp. Still, the best news I’ve seen today. Yeah, for a warrior who has 11 generations of Teutonic warriors in his blood…actually, running and going back to where he’s got plenty of peers and a fortress is about right for that heritage, ain’t it? > [@Zsofia](#): > > > [@fluiddruid](#): > > > > **RESOLVED** : Black cats are stupider than other cats. > > > > I know this from how stupid my cat is and having seen plenty of stupid black cats in my time. > > From my wide experience in the world, this is in fact the case. You assholes, the smartest cat I ever had was black. On the other hand, he was my brother’s cat and his name was “Rover”, so his existence proves that little brothers are all stupid. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/644 "2010-08-20T14:06:05Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > Now that Ario has [del]flamed[/del] fizzled out, I propose a tangent to this topic. > > **RESOLVED** : Black cats are stupider than other cats. > > I know this from how stupid my cat is and having seen plenty of stupid black cats in my time. Well, the stupidest cat I’ve ever seen in my life **was** my black cat Irving. Irving was so stupid, she was walking across a carpet, snagged her claws, fell over, and just… this is embarrassing to report… she just laid there. She didn’t cry or peep, just… laid there. I think she may have even fallen asleep. She lived 18 years of utter stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/645 "2010-08-20T14:22:34Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Yeah, for a warrior who has 11 generations of Teutonic warriors in his blood…actually, running and going back to where he’s got plenty of peers and a fortress is about right for that heritage, ain’t it? Good riddance. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/646 "2010-08-20T14:29:27Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > > [@SteveG1](#): > > > > I just found this attempt at street cred. > > > > Look you stupid bastard, I was in Panama two years too, 193 Infantry Brigade, Fort Clayton. Hard core? You must be out of your fucking head. The jungle no place for weaklings? Shit. I did OK there, and I’m no Rambo. Try peddling that bullshit somewhere else. Hardcore my fucking ass. > > He’d have more credibility if he had claimed to have spent some time in Colon, San Miguelito, or El Chorillo. The jungle is where I go for vacation. 😃 For me it was Panama City, on the Pacific side. Those bar stools are pretty dangerous after a few drinks - it’s a long way down (I used to hang out at the Ancon Inn) 😃 I know one thing, Panama had the best fishing in the WORLD. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/647 "2010-08-20T14:29:44Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > she was walking across a carpet, snagged her claws, fell over, and just… this is embarrassing to report… she just laid there. She didn’t cry or peep, just… laid there. I think she may have even fallen asleep. > > She lived 18 years of utter stupidity. More proof that if there is reincarnation, I’m coming back as a cat and living the life of Riley. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/648 "2010-08-20T14:33:16Z")
Since the OP has gone back to the primordial ooze from whence he came, should we close the thread or do a few more people want to get in their parting shots? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/649 "2010-08-20T14:39:19Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > > [@fluiddruid](#): > > > > Now that Ario has [del]flamed[/del] fizzled out, I propose a tangent to this topic. > > > > **RESOLVED** : Black cats are stupider than other cats. > > > > I know this from how stupid my cat is and having seen plenty of stupid black cats in my time. > > Well, the stupidest cat I’ve ever seen in my life **was** my black cat Irving. Irving was so stupid, she was walking across a carpet, snagged her claws, fell over, and just… this is embarrassing to report… she just laid there. She didn’t cry or peep, just… laid there. I think she may have even fallen asleep. > > She lived 18 years of utter stupidity. The brown tabby opens doors if there’s even the slightest chance they didn’t latch completely, and he can open the one with the lever-style knob even then. The orange tabby closes doors for the hell of it, gleefully. The black tuxedo sits in front of the ajar bathroom door which he could open, if he knew how, just by walking, you know, into it. He sticks his paws under the door and waggles them around, and he whines piteously. But he can’t open it. He’s amazingly stupid. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/650 "2010-08-20T15:09:29Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > You assholes, the smartest cat I ever had was black. Bet kitty wouldn’t look so smart if you whipped chicken bones at it from a moving car! ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/651 "2010-08-20T15:44:58Z")
Kitty would _love_ a free chicken bone, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/652 "2010-08-20T15:57:24Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Since the OP has gone back to the primordial ooze from whence he came, should we close the thread or do a few more people want to get in their parting shots? He or she has probably gone back to where he/she usually posts from and now risks being uncovered as a sock. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/653 "2010-08-20T15:59:02Z")
It just goes to show you that outside of their own little comfy world of like-minded drones, the racists can’t handle some wee taunts. Poor, poor baby racist. You know the sad thing is about that kid who was hit by the snowballs from the catapult? He was probably coming over, hoping they’d ask him to play. People sicken me. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/654 "2010-08-20T16:05:55Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Since the OP has gone back to the primordial ooze from whence he came, should we close the thread or do a few more people want to get in their parting shots? Heh. I’m betting he’s lurking around, seeing if any of the unknown people that PM’d him :rolleyes: that they agree with him will step up. Why insult primordial ooze? ---
**Author:** ![GHO57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df788c/32.png) [@GHO57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GHO57)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/655 "2010-08-20T16:14:39Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > It just goes to show you that outside of their own little comfy world of like-minded drones, the racists can’t handle some wee taunts. Poor, poor baby racist. You think that part was for real? I thought it was pretty odd that guy who served in the army… a super-soldier nonetheless, would get his feelings hurt by a few snide comments. And even odder he would bitch about it publicly. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/656 "2010-08-20T16:17:36Z")
> [@GHO57](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > It just goes to show you that outside of their own little comfy world of like-minded drones, the racists can’t handle some wee taunts. Poor, poor baby racist. > > You think that part was for real? I thought it was pretty odd that guy who served in the army… a super-soldier nonetheless, would get his feelings hurt by a few snide comments. And even odder he would bitch about it publicly. :dubious: There a plenty of guys in the army with thin skin. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/657 "2010-08-20T16:22:31Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > Now that Ario has [del]flamed[/del] fizzled out, I propose a tangent to this topic. > > **RESOLVED** : Black cats are stupider than other cats. > > I know this from how stupid my cat is and having seen plenty of stupid black cats in my time. I dunno, from the sampling of my friends’ various fosters and “wound up stayings,” white cats with “odd” (one blue, one green) eyes would certainly rank right up there. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/658 "2010-08-20T16:26:41Z")
> [@GHO57](#): > > > [@Guinastasia](#): > > > > It just goes to show you that outside of their own little comfy world of like-minded drones, the racists can’t handle some wee taunts. Poor, poor baby racist. > > You think that part was for real? I thought it was pretty odd that guy who served in the army… a super-soldier nonetheless, would get his feelings hurt by a few snide comments. And even odder he would bitch about it publicly. :dubious: Dude, 98% of the internet is populated by ex-Marine special forces supersoldier combat veterans. From what I’ve seen, the other 2% are transsexual porn stars… -Joe ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/659 "2010-08-20T16:58:08Z")
I must be falling through the cracks then. ☹ I’m neither an ex-Marine NOR a transexual porn star… I DID sleep at a Holiday Inn the other night, though…does that count?? -XT ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590/660 "2010-08-20T16:58:50Z")
You left out the transsexual ex-marine special forces supersoldier combat veterans. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-a-racist/550590.md?page=34)