# Hello I am new **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114 "2003-11-08T21:01:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/1 "2003-11-08T21:01:27Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/2 "2003-11-08T21:02:32Z")
Sorry, I forgot a , between Hello and I. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/3 "2003-11-08T21:24:07Z")
Welcome **🙂 ☹ 🙂 Flux**! At least you seem happier than sad. 🙂 Warning!!! This place is addictive! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/4 "2003-11-08T21:31:19Z")
Hello new. I am Lobsang. Welcome to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/5 "2003-11-08T21:50:54Z")
Welcome aboard THE board. Is your username indicative of your mood swings, or what? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/6 "2003-11-08T22:18:43Z")
Greetings **🙂 ☹ 🙂 Flux**. How do you pronounce your name? ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/7 "2003-11-08T22:23:55Z")
Hello. I am \*\* THE GREAT AND DREADED CTHULHU WHO WILL RISE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT TO DEVOUR HUMANITY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD\*\* But until then, I waste time posting on this board. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/8 "2003-11-08T22:26:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ringo \* > \*\*Greetings **🙂 ☹ 🙂 Flux**. How do you pronounce your name? \*\* Smiley Flux. ---
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/9 "2003-11-08T22:27:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quiltguy154 \* > \*\*Welcome aboard THE board. Is your username indicative of your mood swings, or what? \*\* No. I was just trying to go for something original. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/10 "2003-11-08T22:31:19Z")
colon right parenthesis space colon left parenthesis space colon right parenthesis space flux. happy sad happy flux or just flux. or fucx (sorry) ---
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/11 "2003-11-08T22:38:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*colon right parenthesis space colon left parenthesis space colon right parenthesis space flux. > > happy sad happy flux > > or just flux. > > or fucx > (sorry) \*\* 😕 I already answered that question. Are you using a time machine or something? SORRY WILL NOT FIX IT! ---
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/12 "2003-11-08T22:40:15Z")
Jesus won’t you not whistle About something past and done ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/13 "2003-11-08T22:54:39Z")
Isn’t Tool past and done? 😉 Anyway, welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/14 "2003-11-08T22:57:57Z")
I am sensing that you have a problem with my posting style already. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/15 "2003-11-08T22:59:28Z")
Welcome, **🙂 ☹ 🙂 Flux** , or **just flux** , or **fucx** , or whatever. This place is addictive. But, all will be fine so long as you don’t interfere with my plans at overthrowing a small 3rd world nation in the near future. Don’t be one of them “meddling kids”. Tripler Seems they’re always around the corner with a large mumbling dog, too. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/16 "2003-11-08T23:01:52Z")
:mad: Damn preview. . . Tripler Must have been those meddling kids on my keyboard again. ---
**Author:** ![\_Flux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/47e85d/32.png) [@\_Flux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Flux)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/17 "2003-11-08T23:02:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*I am sensing that you have a problem with my posting style already. \*\* No, I love your posting style like a fat kid likes cake. Now come give me a hug, I need some of your erotic witticisms right and proper. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/18 "2003-11-08T23:03:40Z")
Ah, they’re 1960’s style “Meddling Kids”. ---
**Author:** ![superstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@superstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superstar)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/19 "2003-11-08T23:12:10Z")
Welcome Flux, I feel already that you will be well suited to this board. Witty and not eager to please, perfect combination. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114/20 "2003-11-09T00:12:17Z")
Let the games begin… welcome! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-i-am-new/212114.md?page=2)