# Hello Kitty! To the bowels of hell I say!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-kitty-to-the-bowels-of-hell-i-say/252702>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 29, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-kitty-to-the-bowels-of-hell-i-say/252702 "2004-06-29T14:51:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-kitty-to-the-bowels-of-hell-i-say/252702/61 "2004-07-01T01:14:04Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> It would be like having a Virgin Mary Vibrator…

[Um](http://www.divine-interventions.com/mary.html)… Well, it doesn’t vibrate on its own if that’ll make you feel better about it.  
LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHURCH FUNCTIONS!

With that out of the way, I must confess my undying love for Badtz Maru. I will not be ashamed that I attend my senior-level accounting classes with my Badtz Maru 3 ring binder and my Badtz Maru notepaper and pens. Nor will I be embarassed that I was sad when I just sold my old car and my Badtz Maru window clings were unrecoverable. I have to visit my local Sanrio store and see what I can get to make up for the loss. Maybe a Badtz Maru notecube or two for the office.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-kitty-to-the-bowels-of-hell-i-say/252702/62 "2004-07-01T12:29:28Z")

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[You want it.](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2999&item=3489851414&rd=1)

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