# Hello MMP....I'm Back! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [January 20, 2014, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267 "2014-01-20T11:16:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/21 "2014-01-20T17:43:33Z")
Peanut butter & Jelly. (that’s what I had for lunch… ) I am sorta back myself, I’d resolved to be a better Mumper & then [all heck broke loose.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=713047) So I am resolving again 🙂 In other news I tired & sick & toothachey & gotta go to irk & no wanna. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/22 "2014-01-20T17:43:44Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > what should I have for lunch? A bowl of mater soup and a grilled cheese sammich. What? It’s what I had! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/23 "2014-01-20T18:05:02Z")
I haz a date! Monday, Feb 17, my gall bladder gets kicked to the curb. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/24 "2014-01-20T18:10:07Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > I haz a date! Monday, Feb 17, my gall bladder gets kicked to the curb. The sad thing is the poor gall bladder won’t even get dinner first. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/25 "2014-01-20T18:23:47Z")
Good luck **Bobbio**! Your Gall bladder can join mine in the big pile of useless organs in the sky… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/26 "2014-01-20T18:34:45Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The sad thing is the poor gall bladder won’t even get dinner first. Yes it will, on Sunday night… ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/27 "2014-01-20T18:46:22Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > what should I have for lunch? Alton Brown’s quick mac n’ cheese. That’s what I’m having.🙂 {{{{ **Pearl** }}}} come whenever you can.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/28 "2014-01-20T18:50:49Z")
Filthy computers here. A Malwarebytes run found and uprooted 1755 evil buggers on one PC. I wish I could get her to switch to Macs. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/29 "2014-01-20T19:08:49Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > …because I was tired and my everything hurt. Is that near the gall bladder? Maybe **Bobbio** can get a twofer while knife lady is in there. Confidential to **Cap’n** : Is it too late for design changes to shark-apult? Is it designed specifically for sharks or is it multi-animal? Or would it be easier to [armor](http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/cat-battle-armor.asp) the shark? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/30 "2014-01-20T19:35:57Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Is that near the gall bladder? Maybe **Bobbio** can get a twofer while knife lady is in there. It doesn’t require surgery, but some hardcore muscle relaxers would be appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/31 "2014-01-20T19:40:59Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Yes it will, on Sunday night… Take it some place nice. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/32 "2014-01-20T19:51:55Z")
I had priogies for lunch. potato with broccoli and cheese. Then I drove my mothers bf crazy by sitting at the table with them and giving him grief like he always gives me. It’s a lovely 53 degrees outside, so why am I sitting inside on the puter? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/33 "2014-01-20T20:38:08Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Is that near the gall bladder? Maybe **Bobbio** can get a twofer while knife lady is in there. > Confidential to **Cap’n** : > Is it too late for design changes to shark-apult? Is it designed specifically for sharks or is it multi-animal? Or would it be easier to [armor](http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/pets/cat-battle-armor.asp) the shark? **Spidey** , there is a reason we call it a Catapult. Firstly we train and equip them… [http://airlinepilotguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cat.jpg](http://airlinepilotguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cat.jpg) Then we send them off… [http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/flying-cat.jpg](http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/flying-cat.jpg) There is also this “new” method we have been working on but it requires a special diet… [http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/i/H/d/a.aaa-Flying-cat-rocket-.jpg](http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/i/H/d/a.aaa-Flying-cat-rocket-.jpg) This is still in the R&D phase but I thought it would interest you… [http://lh5.ggpht.com/\_1lzyqaMwII0/SlUHwJnT0ZI/AAAAAAAAAvs/lDsjKdOmoMA/flying\_cat\_thumb1.png%3Fimgmax%3D800](http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1lzyqaMwII0/SlUHwJnT0ZI/AAAAAAAAAvs/lDsjKdOmoMA/flying_cat_thumb1.png%3Fimgmax%3D800) Ya know this got me to thinking… **Swampy** Do Not Read This Part As much as I like the idea of launching SHARKS at Da Bears domicile, given his disposition, it might be more fun to assault him with PUSSIES :eek:😃 Mebbe I need to modify this… [http://ww2today.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/katyusha.jpg](http://ww2today.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/katyusha.jpg) **Swampy** , you can read again. Happy Moanday all Get better sickies and sories and I mean now damnit 😛 Nice to hear from you **Apes** Cheers all **Jim** FYI East Coast tour begins Mar 12th, finally, I will post a linky soon in case any of you want to meet me and my insanity in person. **J** ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/34 "2014-01-20T20:42:21Z")
Welcome back **Apes**! Glad that you’re still with us and good to hear about your husband’s Pharm degree, yea! One of my cousins makes quilts; they are very beautiful but lots of hard work imho, so a great craft to take up, good luck with it. 🙂 **Rosie’s**.sig for anyone and everyone who needs it, including , apparently **Rosie** herself. On the day that we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King, I hope everyone can take a few moments to meditate on his message and inspiration. It’s quiet and dry in ABQ - temps in the 50s but no precipitation. We do need some, desparately. Ah well! Take care all, and I must admit, I’m sure glad I’m not in line for any snow!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/35 "2014-01-20T21:10:20Z")
It’s 60 here, **Herbs** , the only snow is in cones at the moment. Yay for touring, **Cap’tn**! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/36 "2014-01-20T21:10:41Z")
I am on **VACATION!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/37 "2014-01-20T21:11:53Z")
Our latest aquarium acquisition,[a yellow headed jaw fish.](https://www.google.com/search?q=yellow+head+jaw+fish&client=firefox-a&hs=MPi&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pJDdUsLWIqmgsASuvYH4Bg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=624) They dig foxholes in the sand and wait for food to swim by. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/38 "2014-01-20T21:39:38Z")
I knew it was too quiet. Technical Thingies is laying-off again. I’m lucky enough to still have a job, but on Friday the guy who does purchasing for our Marine Services department is getting kicked to the curb with **Bobbio’s** gall bladder {by the way, good deal that. Should make things easier on you}. And since I’m the guy who fills in for him when he’s out (like last year during his wife’s illness), guess my workload just doubled. And he wasn’t even one of my minions. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/39 "2014-01-20T21:41:33Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > what should I have for lunch? > [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > Peanut butter & Jelly. (that’s what I had for lunch… ) > [@swampbear](#): > > A bowl of mater soup and a grilled cheese sammich. What? It’s what I had! > [@dogbutler](#): > > Alton Brown’s quick mac n’ cheese. That’s what I’m having.🙂 > [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I had priogies for lunch. potato with broccoli and cheese. All excellent suggestions. I had a nap. Now I’m having an early dinner of seafood salad and garlicy bagel crisps ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-mmp-im-back/679267/40 "2014-01-20T22:01:35Z")
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