# hello there.  I don't see an introduction board ,so

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 22, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527 "2012-03-22T18:23:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/21 "2012-03-23T02:31:04Z")

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> [@Mr.Natural](#):
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> well, to put a face to the persona, here you go. I’d note that I only had the beard for two weeks. I didn’t know it was going to come in that gray. Last time I grew it, it had more black. What a drag it is getting old. ehheh (not really. I’m quite content these days, I guess)…
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> [http://i41.tinypic.com/1zdvrcy.jpg](http://i41.tinypic.com/1zdvrcy.jpg)

You better be the horse, because that guy is me!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/22 "2012-03-23T02:31:08Z")

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In the daytime I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be. But at night I’m a junk food junkie.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Natural](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mr.Natural](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Natural)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/23 "2012-03-23T02:34:38Z")

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and another picture of my ugly mug…

[http://i41.tinypic.com/20qn7vc.jpg](http://i41.tinypic.com/20qn7vc.jpg)

I’ve ridden Harleys since I was 20. My first Harley, back in 1976…

[http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1615/chopperyp2.jpg](http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1615/chopperyp2.jpg)

So I like Harleys, but I really love those old cars too. Here’s my 66 GT Mustang…

[http://i37.tinypic.com/23h6s74.jpg](http://i37.tinypic.com/23h6s74.jpg)

the little mustang is no hot rod, as it’s running a 289. This 67 SS Chevelle, though, is a hot rod. It’s a 396 car, but running a 454 bored and stroked. Both of them are 4 speeds. I never grew out of loving to swap those gears…

[http://i47.tinypic.com/3149qnt.jpg](http://i47.tinypic.com/3149qnt.jpg)

[http://i38.tinypic.com/20gk5mq.jpg](http://i38.tinypic.com/20gk5mq.jpg)

So that’s some about me. I’ll have to wander around your forum here and learn about you guys and ladies. Looks like a good site with forums of a variety of interests. I like that.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/24 "2012-03-23T02:36:18Z")

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Hi! You seem like a nice, sensible person. Lots of the noobs around here are crackers, so this is refreshing. Welcome 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mr.Natural](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mr.Natural](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Natural)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/25 "2012-03-23T02:37:14Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> You better be the horse, because that guy is me!

you mean that I resemble you? You poor guy then!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Natural](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mr.Natural](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Natural)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/26 "2012-03-23T02:38:26Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> Hi! You seem like a nice, sensible person. Lots of the noobs around here are crackers, so this is refreshing. Welcome 🙂

I’m just a motormouth. That’s all. I’ll be sure to tell my wife, though, that somebody thought I was sensible.

: )

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/27 "2012-03-23T02:41:59Z")

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> [@Mr.Natural](#):
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> I’ve ridden Harleys since I was 20. My first Harley, back in 1976…
> 
> So I like Harleys…

[Wanna race](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/r1.jpg)? 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Natural](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mr.Natural](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Natural)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/28 "2012-03-23T02:44:27Z")

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oh. I should note, though, that I’m not one of the Brave New Harley World types. You know what I mean. The silly Harley uniform with the azzless chaps, fingerless gloves, too cool “skid lid” with all the goofy stickers like “I’m the trouble your Mama warned you about”

Those people irritate me. In fact, most of us old farts really don’t like that silly crap.

Here’s 3 of the type I’m talking about. Oh, and they never, ever, smile. I wonder how long it takes to learn that new Harley scowl. Goofy sonsabenches…

[http://www.motorcycle-leather-gear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/biker\_dudes\_in\_leather2.jpg](http://www.motorcycle-leather-gear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/biker_dudes_in_leather2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Natural](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mr.Natural](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Natural)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/29 "2012-03-23T02:45:38Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [Wanna race](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/r1.jpg)? 😃

no way, man. Those sport bikes blow these slow old harleys off the road! Nice looking bike.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/30 "2012-03-23T02:47:21Z")

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Welcome, welcome!

> [@elbows](#):
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> Welcome **Mr Natural**!
> 
> Nice to have you with us. Many people join up because they have a burning question that needs answering. Some just stumble in…

And some get captured. But that’s neither here nor there. This is one of the greatest boards around, with a very high quality of discussion, and very few people have completely thrown off its bonds once they have been here for a while.

Please answer the following questions so that we may properly assign resources to you:

Coke or Pepsi?  
Astérix or Tintin?  
Apple or Microsoft?  
Cats or dogs?  
East Coast or West Coast?  
Hot or cold?  
Humid or dry?  
Image or substance?  
D or R?  
Spanish or French?  
Meat or vegetables?  
Rock or country?  
Home or abroad?  
Rich or poor?  
Fly or drive?  
Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Natural](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mr.Natural](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Natural)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/31 "2012-03-23T02:58:09Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Welcome, welcome!And some get captured. But that’s neither here nor there. This is one of the greatest boards around, with a very high quality of discussion, and very few people have completely thrown off its bonds once they have been here for a while.
> 
> Please answer the following questions so that we may properly assign resources to you:
> 
> Coke or Pepsi?  
> Astérix or Tintin?  
> Apple or Microsoft?  
> Cats or dogs?  
> East Coast or West Coast?  
> Hot or cold?  
> Humid or dry?  
> Image or substance?  
> D or R?  
> Spanish or French?  
> Meat or vegetables?  
> Rock or country?  
> Home or abroad?  
> Rich or poor?  
> Fly or drive?  
> Thank you.

I’m going to have to stray a little from the list, but…

Dr. Pepper  
Favorite comic book character? Well, Mr. Natural!  
Microsoft  
Horses  
Deep South, but I like both coasts  
Cool. I like cool weather, but given only those 2 choices= cold  
Darn sure don’t like the kind of humid we have here in the summer, so dry  
Substance. Definitely substance  
Well, I’m fiscally conservative. Otherwise, some moderate, some conservative  
Studied French in college. Retained darn little of it  
Meat, vegetables, fruit, and nuts. I like a well rounded diet  
Pretty much a homebody these days  
I’m neither rich nor poor. I get by  
Ride

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**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/32 "2012-03-23T03:07:18Z")

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Welcome! I see you are a horse person, and you can’t ever have too many of those. Glad you’re here.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/33 "2012-03-23T03:49:54Z")

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> [@Mr.Natural](#):
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> I’m going to have to stray a little from the list, but…
> 
> Dr. Pepper  
> Favorite comic book character? Well, Mr. Natural!  
> Microsoft  
> Horses  
> Deep South, but I like both coasts  
> Cool. I like cool weather, but given only those 2 choices= cold  
> Darn sure don’t like the kind of humid we have here in the summer, so dry  
> Substance. Definitely substance  
> Well, I’m fiscally conservative. Otherwise, some moderate, some conservative  
> Studied French in college. Retained darn little of it  
> Meat, vegetables, fruit, and nuts. I like a well rounded diet  
> Pretty much a homebody these days  
> I’m neither rich nor poor. I get by  
> Ride

But do you put ketchup on your hotdogs? Cuz homey don’t play that shit.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/34 "2012-03-23T05:04:26Z")

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> [@Mr.Natural](#):
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> you mean that I resemble you? You poor guy then!

I had to look again. Same build, facial shape, baseball cap, beard, hands in pockets, it’s uncanny. And yes poor me, I can hardly get anything done with all the babes who are throwing themselves at me.

Anyhoo, welcome to the board. A guy who looks like me can’t be all bad. Although I do try.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/35 "2012-03-23T05:37:49Z")

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Welcome Mr Natural! YAY!! A horse person? Join the equine lovers crowd here, we are a small bunch but we stick together!

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**Author:** ![\_Olive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/4af34b/32.png) [@\_Olive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Olive)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/36 "2012-03-23T06:01:45Z")

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hi there mr natural ~

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/37 "2012-03-23T10:18:43Z")

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My first car was a '67 Chevelle. I bought it when I was stationed in San Diego in the mid-70s. I paid $200 for it, then had to replace the windshield before I could register it. Sold it a year later for $195. I have no pictures of it and no fond memories other than remembering it was my first car. Next vehicle was a brand new '76 Datsun B210. Not that anyone asked. 😃

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/38 "2012-03-23T14:22:10Z")

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I welcome you too.

Did he bring pie? Doughnuts? Anything?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/39 "2012-03-23T19:04:25Z")

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I know Carroll and Cleburne Counties well. Yay for another West Central GA/East Central AL guy on the board!

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-there-i-dont-see-an-introduction-board-so/616527/40 "2012-03-23T19:59:51Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Coke or Pepsi?  
> Astérix or Tintin?  
> Apple or Microsoft?  
> Cats or dogs?..

Metric or Avoirdupois?  
Centigrade or Fahrenheit?  
Country or Western?  
Rock or Roll?  
S or M?  
B or D?  
[sub]sub[/sub] or [sup]sup[/sup]?

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