# Hello to Everyone!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 6, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736 "2000-07-06T08:53:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/21 "2000-07-06T10:09:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bluemonchichi \*  
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> :looking around very innocently: Plan? Did I say that out loud?  
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Got me, did you? i’m in ecstasy right now with your hands all over me, so i might be mistaken. 😃

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/22 "2000-07-06T10:17:50Z")

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Well, I will be off the computer for awhile, so I won’t be responding to anyone else until late tonight, but please keep stopping in to say “Hi.” I will respond tonight when I get back to work.  
I hope everyone has a great day.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/23 "2000-07-06T12:30:06Z")

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Welcome, Bluemonchich! (I just know if I have to spell that name often, I’m gonna botch it)

My favorite color is blue, too (insert cheap cyanotic spheroid joke here)

Best wishes for a long and enjoyable stay on the board!

22, huh?

::sigh:: Oh, to be young again…  
“There live not three good men unhanged [on the SDMB message board] and one of them is fat and grows old”  
–Henry IV, Part 1, Act 2, scene iv

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/24 "2000-07-06T12:53:52Z")

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…I turned down a backrub.

JB, you said 100+ takes us out of newbie status? Thanks for the clarification.

Yojimbo - Dublin by way of Japan? Guess you’re just a Kurosawa fan? You tell people to press buttons? That Kerryman elevator training?

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**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/25 "2000-07-06T14:14:24Z")

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Welcome, Blue Monchichi!

I’m 23, I live in South Carolina, I’m a grad student. My BF and I have two cats. yojimbo’s right, this board quickly supersedes all other interests! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/26 "2000-07-06T15:50:55Z")

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Please allow me to introduce myself…

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Yer pal,  
Satan

_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Two months, three weeks, six days, 13 hours, 52 minutes and 29 seconds.  
3543 cigarettes not smoked, saving $442.89.  
Life saved: 1 week, 5 days, 7 hours, 15 minutes._

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/27 "2000-07-06T16:06:57Z")

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> _Originally posted by JBurton99_  
> \*\*Hmmm Blue?? What plan are you refering to?? Gotta hate when a woman says something about a plan.  
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I know what you mean, JBurton. We all know what a plan means; it means she’s thinking. And a thinking woman is an evil woman.

::ducks and runs::

::pokes head back in::

I’m 27, computer network associate for AT&T, ex-Air Force intelligence, live in St.Louis where I worship the Cardinals and Rams, little\_tiger is my fiance, and I was just kidding about thinking women being evil women. Woman can think all they want, it won’t really matter since they’re always wrong anyway.

::ducks and runs again before he’s lynched::

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/28 "2000-07-06T16:16:50Z")

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**BMCC** –

Succumb to me now, they all do eventually.  
I’m the gruff, tell-it-like-it-is, Navy chief whose had the board women dampening their pants for nigh on a year now.

The siren song of the sea is tough to resist.

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**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/29 "2000-07-06T16:26:48Z")

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From one newbie to another.  
Hello. So where do I sign up for the back rub?

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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello-to-everyone/24736/30 "2000-07-07T05:20:18Z")

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hehehehe. some responses:

**Dry**

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> ::sigh:: Oh, to be young again…

Youth is in the mind and besides I’ve always liked older men. 😉

**Lurkernomore** Back rub line starts to the left.

**Bratman**

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> And a thinking woman is an evil woman

Yes. I absolutely agree. Beware. 😃

**ChiefScott**

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> Succumb to me now, they all do eventually.

Um, let me think about that for a minute… okay.

**DarkHeart**

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> So where do I sign up for the back rub?

Line starts to the left.

I am so happy to finally meet you all.

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