# Hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/1 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")
Hello, I’m Kate and I’m new to this board. We just started an online, all natural beef, store [link deleted] - and I’m excited to see recipes, meet new friends and share our amazing beef with you guys. Thanks for welcoming me to your site - I can’t wait to connect. Kate ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/2 "2012-10-29T18:34:14Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/3 "2012-10-29T18:37:19Z")
**Goodbye!** ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/4 "2012-10-29T18:39:52Z")
As this is in the pit anyway, can you delete the link in the OP and leave this up so we can mock it? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/5 "2012-10-29T18:41:55Z")
Well, at least she started in the right place. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/6 "2012-10-29T18:44:18Z")
I’m so disappointed. Kate is one of my favorite girl’s names. I had such high hopes for you, KatePS. You’ve broken my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/7 "2012-10-29T18:45:35Z")
It was a shock to us all. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/8 "2012-10-29T18:48:01Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Well, at least she started in the right place. I wondered if the “BBQ Pit” name is what attracted the beef ad? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/9 "2012-10-29T18:48:04Z")
Hey, OP! I got yer Hot Beef right here! ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/10 "2012-10-29T18:49:42Z")
Don’t be so hard on her, she’s probably in a wheelchair (but wealthy, at least) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/11 "2012-10-29T18:50:59Z")
Yeh-she’s hit a few other message boards with this. ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/12 "2012-10-29T18:51:57Z")
I guess natural beef is as good a hobby as any. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/13 "2012-10-29T18:52:16Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Don’t be so hard on her, she’s probably in a wheelchair (but wealthy, at least) Huh huh huh. You said ‘hard on’. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/14 "2012-10-29T18:54:18Z")
> [@Astral\_Rejection](#): > > I guess natural beef is as good a hobby as any. Especially tubesteak smothered in underwear. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/15 "2012-10-29T18:54:43Z")
Hello Hello I don’t know why you say hello I say good-bye! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/16 "2012-10-29T19:10:36Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Hello Hello > I don’t know why you say hello > I say good-bye! Was that from _Beat The Meatles_? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/17 "2012-10-29T19:11:44Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Especially tubesteak smothered in underwear. And it makes it’s own gravy! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/18 "2012-10-29T19:14:27Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > And it makes it’s own gravy! OK, I changed my mind. You can make this thread disappear now. Please. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/19 "2012-10-29T19:17:09Z")
I’m very annoyed by your website. It clearly states: > [@](#): > > **Quarter** > > A quarter of beef is just the right amount for many families. You can expect to get at least 175 lbs. of beef for only $6.15, which is much cheaper than buying each of the items included in this package individually. Your quarter of beef will include a variety of steaks, roasts and steakburger. Well, I’m up for 175lbs of beef for $6.15. However when I add it to my cart we’re talking over seven hundred of your american dollars. Why do you lie? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/20 "2012-10-29T19:18:20Z")
Nice tips, although the tri was a little weird. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=2)