# Hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/181 "2012-11-01T16:24:11Z")
Enough with these carne puns! Is that all you people are Hereford? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/182 "2012-11-01T16:30:33Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Enough with these carne puns! Is that all you people are Hereford? I don’t know hoof the bell you think you are, but we’re playing an alphabet game right now, thank you for not interrupting. **K** obe ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/183 "2012-11-01T16:46:43Z")
L is for longhorn. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/184 "2012-11-01T17:15:05Z")
My next house is going to have a meat locker in the basement instead of this stupid fucking sauna that noone ever uses. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/185 "2012-11-01T17:15:57Z")
> [@sicks ate](#): > > we’re playing an alphabet game right now, thank you for not interrup **M** oooo. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/186 "2012-11-01T17:33:38Z")
**Neigh**! Haiku, limericks? How about a quote: Money is like **manure** , of very little use except it be spread. Francis **Bacon** ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/187 "2012-11-01T18:01:43Z")
…or anagrams: HELLO I’M KATEPS = KILL E-MEAT SHOP ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/188 "2012-11-01T18:11:03Z")
O is for Ox P is for Polled ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/189 "2012-11-01T18:16:36Z")
Q is for …Quadruped? ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/190 "2012-11-01T18:39:20Z")
“R” is for rump roast. Ice cream reading these bad puns, but it be-hooves me to be polite and not carp or be pig-headed about other’s poster’s swinish beefavior. If others can stomach this nonsense, so can I. But, as lung as this tripe continues, meat-heads will just keep ram-ming jokes down our gullets. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/191 "2012-11-01T18:41:14Z")
[Scours](http://calfscourstreatment.com/resources/calf-scours/) ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/192 "2012-11-01T18:44:34Z")
T is for Teat! or…Testicle, depending. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/193 "2012-11-01T18:50:27Z")
**KatePS** ’s slogan: “Ox” me no questions and I’ll “tail” you no lies. Dumb, but it made _me_ laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/194 "2012-11-01T18:54:12Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > [Scours](http://calfscourstreatment.com/resources/calf-scours/) If there is no rule at this message board about posting links to calf diarrhea sites, there ought to be. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/195 "2012-11-01T19:48:21Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > If there is no rule at this message board about posting links to calf diarrhea sites, there ought to be. Well damn, I shut that thread right the F down, didn’t I? 5 pages was probably too much, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/196 "2012-11-01T20:00:16Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Well damn, I shut that thread right the F down, didn’t I? > > 5 pages was probably too much, anyway. I don’t know. I think this thread will just keep running…'til the cows come home. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/197 "2012-11-01T20:21:43Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Well damn, I shut that thread right the F down, didn’t I? > > 5 pages was probably too much, anyway. Every time I see a post from you I figure the thread will be eighty-sixed shortly. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/198 "2012-11-01T21:27:10Z")
> [@Crab\_Rangoon](#): > > Every time I see a post from you I figure the thread will be eighty-sixed shortly. I think you mean, “Atey-Sicksed”. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/199 "2012-11-01T21:30:55Z")
Back to our Alphabet game: I considered “U” is for “Udder”, but that’s an obvious choice, so… “U” is for “ungulate”. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/200 "2012-11-01T21:56:53Z")
Nice to see this thread is still managing to de-liver. (Sorry, that was offal.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=11)