# Hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![PAUL\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@PAUL\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PAUL_S)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/261 "2012-11-06T12:38:34Z")
Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows. The young bull says, “Let’s run down the hill and mate with a cow!” The old bull says, “Let’s walk down and mate with all of them.” ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/262 "2012-11-06T12:57:12Z")
> [@Cold\_Dish](#): > > Old bull and young bull are standing together in a field. > > Young bull says “Let’s jump that gate and fuck one of those cows”. > > Old bull says “Son, how bout we walk through that gate and do 'em all”. > [@PAUL\_S](#): > > Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows. > > The young bull says, “Let’s run down the hill and mate with a cow!” > > The old bull says, “Let’s walk down and mate with all of them.” Thanks for re-serving THAT **cold dish** , **Paul S** …it kinda lost its spice though. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/263 "2012-11-06T14:42:08Z")
A milking stool has only three legs, because the cow has the udder. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/264 "2012-11-06T14:48:47Z")
Oh, cheese whiz, some of these puns are not very gouda. Ricotta get some cheddar material. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/265 "2012-11-06T14:49:09Z")
I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it’s friesian outside. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/266 "2012-11-06T14:51:39Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it’s friesian outside. Just pull on a nice warm jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/267 "2012-11-06T14:54:45Z")
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator,” said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. “A cow just gave me advice about my car!” he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field. The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to glance down the field. “The cow with two big black spots on it?” the farmer asked slowly. “Yes! Yes! That’s the one!” the excited man replied. “Oh. Well, that’s Ethel,” the farmer said, turning back to the man. “Don’t pay any attention to her. She doesn’t know a thing about cars.” ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/268 "2012-11-06T14:57:02Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it’s friesian outside. Yes, the ayrshire does feel quite cold here in Central Virginia this morning. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/269 "2012-11-06T19:23:49Z")
In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back? I’ve been on the edge of my seat all week and I just can’t take it any longer. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/270 "2012-11-06T19:26:57Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back? I’ve been on the edge of my seat all week and I just can’t take it any longer. I know we’ve been milking this thread for all it’s worth, butter chances are probably pretty skim. Has it curd to you that cheese had her go and there’s no whey the mods will change their minds? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/271 "2012-11-06T19:55:47Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > I know we’ve been milking this thread for all it’s worth, butter chances are probably pretty skim. Has it curd to you that cheese had her go and there’s no whey the mods will change their minds? Ice cream when I see posts like this. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/272 "2012-11-06T22:44:06Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > In all seriousness, have the moderators finished discussing whether or not KatePS will be allowed to come back. I’d like to thank KatePS for starting a thread that has had me chuckling all week. Poor KatePS, she deserved better. I’m sorry we chased that Galloway. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/273 "2012-11-06T23:11:46Z")
Oh, Lourdais! I’ve seem to have gotten my Wangus in your Sussex! Such a large Glan pushing hard in your Florida Cracker makes me the king of Beefmasters… ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/274 "2012-11-06T23:23:34Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Oh, Lourdais! I’ve seem to have gotten my Wangus in your Sussex! Such a large Glan pushing hard in your Florida Cracker makes me the king of Beefmasters… Gudali Miss Molly! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/275 "2012-11-06T23:36:17Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > My next house is going to have a meat locker in the basement instead of this stupid fucking sauna that noone ever uses. Be careful not to get them confused. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > The morning glory on my back porch is in full bloom today. Truly a beau vine! FYI, UC Davis (famous for their ag schools - home of the fistulated display cow) has an internal street named Beau Vine Lane. But even they would agree that these puns are so bad that we should shove them into an electronically controlled vault and then destroy the entrecôte. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/276 "2012-11-06T23:42:17Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > But even they would agree that these puns are so bad that we should shove them into an electronically controlled vault and then destroy the entrecôte. The Horro! The Horro! ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/277 "2012-11-07T19:37:30Z")
Well, looks like it’s curtains for KatePS’s beef. Least everyone else got their puns down pat. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/278 "2012-11-07T21:49:37Z")
Who knew that a spam thread could unknowingly teach us that there are at least 400 different breeds of cattle? Color me Pie Rouge. Fuck yeah, SDMB! Fuck yeah, KatePS! ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/279 "2012-11-07T22:16:33Z")
> [@Cold\_Dish](#): > > Old bull and young bull are standing together in a field. > > Young bull says “Let’s jump that gate and fuck one of those cows”. > > Old bull says “Son, how bout we walk through that gate and do 'em all”. > [@PAUL\_S](#): > > Two bulls at the top of the hill. They look down the slope and see a herd of cows. > > The young bull says, “Let’s run down the hill and mate with a cow!” > > The old bull says, “Let’s walk down and mate with all of them.” **PAUL S,** meet **Cold Dish.** There’s a lot of bull in them thar posts. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/280 "2012-11-07T23:16:48Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] I guess we might as well stay in the warm making cow puns - it’s friesian outside. [/QUOTE] I’m staying warm by drinking a Holstein of beer. So, I’m feeling no Angus-t. But I don’t want to be a Boran repeat puns already used, as that might cause a Dhanni-brook. I don’t see this thread lasting Dulong, now. But, I suppose we might as well Kerry on to the Finnish. Gosh, I’m sounding like a Maure-on, aren’t I? Hope I don’t incur anyone’s Rath. ## Gotta go! Siri\* tells me my Limousin is here. \*Yep, that’s a breed of cattle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=15)