# Hello!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/21 "2012-10-29T19:20:50Z")

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by the way I don’t think this is spam, this is just someone who’s google bbq board or something.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/22 "2012-10-29T19:22:51Z")

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What is this tripe?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/23 "2012-10-29T19:23:17Z")

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> [@Simple\_Linctus](#):
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> by the way I don’t think this is spam, this is just someone who’s google bbq board or something.

Hitting diferent boards and signing up just to drop an ad for her company _is_ spam.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/24 "2012-10-29T19:24:40Z")

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> [@Simple\_Linctus](#):
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> by the way I don’t think this is spam, this is just someone who’s google bbq board or something.

It’s not spam. Spam is made from pork.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/25 "2012-10-29T19:25:59Z")

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Apparently you can [BBQ Spam.](http://allrecipes.com/recipe/barbecued-spam-sandwiches/)

Sounds yummy.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/26 "2012-10-29T19:27:47Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Was that from _Beat The Meatles_?

They are hard to beat!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/27 "2012-10-29T19:27:51Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Apparently you can [BBQ Spam.](http://allrecipes.com/recipe/barbecued-spam-sandwiches/)

I believe that _is_ what we are currently doing, is it not? 😃

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/28 "2012-10-29T19:28:55Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Hitting diferent boards and signing up just to drop an ad for her company _is_ spam.

I suppose that’s true but I tend to associate spam with scams and stuff where as at least this seems like a legit company, and given it’s a family firm this could be a 12/75 year old or something trying hard so I am inclined to give some slack.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/29 "2012-10-29T19:28:58Z")

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Greetings Kate, The Straight Dope Message Board has a “beef” with random advertising links. A thread like this will meat with pun-ishments.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/30 "2012-10-29T19:29:01Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> It’s not spam. Spam is made from pork.

Allegedly

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/31 "2012-10-29T19:32:46Z")

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Ha! I get to post on this before it’s closed and the OP banned!

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/32 "2012-10-29T19:33:59Z")

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> [@Simple\_Linctus](#):
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> I suppose that’s true but I tend to associate spam with scams and stuff where as at least this seems like a legit company, and given it’s a family firm this could be a 12/75 year old or something trying hard so **I am inclined to give some slack**.

You may be, and if it were a board you were sole admin of, you could do just that. However, this board isn’t yours to administrate. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/33 "2012-10-29T19:36:10Z")

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> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#):
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> You may be, and if it were a board you were sole admin of, you could do just that. However, this board isn’t yours to administrate. :dubious:

Oh, snap!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/34 "2012-10-29T19:36:55Z")

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> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#):
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> You may be, and if it were a board you were sole admin of, you could do just that. However, this board isn’t yours to administrate. :dubious:

I can still give my opinion, especially when it’s pointing out stuff that an overworked mod might miss or be reluctant to look for. I see it as being helpful 😃

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/35 "2012-10-29T19:38:05Z")

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> [@Simple\_Linctus](#):
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> I can still give my opinion, especially when it’s pointing out stuff that an overworked mod might miss or be reluctant to look for. I see it as being helpful 😃

Not until you admit that this is not your board. Say it!

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/36 "2012-10-29T19:38:30Z")

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Did you know Simple Linctus is an anagram of Cecil Adams?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/37 "2012-10-29T19:43:26Z")

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> [@KatePS](#):
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> share our amazing beef with you guys.

In your end-o

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/38 "2012-10-29T19:50:19Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> In your end-o

“You can guess what happens next.”

“He fixes the cable?”

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**Author:** ![vd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b19c9b/32.png) [@vd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vd)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/39 "2012-10-29T19:50:48Z")

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Does it come with it’s own key?

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/40 "2012-10-29T19:56:37Z")

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> [@Simple\_Linctus](#):
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> I’m very annoyed by your website.
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> It clearly states:
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> Well, I’m up for 175lbs of beef for $6.15.
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> However when I add it to my cart we’re talking over seven hundred of your american dollars.
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> Why do you lie?

Shipping and handling. You just can’t send a part of a cow through the post.

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