# Hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/81 "2012-10-30T01:50:28Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > We will not tolerate the banning of Kate and her deliciously mispriced beef! So, if I’ve got a beef with your beef about Kate and her beef, you’ve got a beef with me? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/82 "2012-10-30T01:52:14Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Well maybe if you hadn’t so hastily deleted Katie’s link, you could be shoving a nice grass-fed brisket into a gas oven in 5-7 business days. > > I’d say “Your loss,” but really, it’s all of ours. But I didn’t delete the link! I just banned Katie. Anyway, I’m Texan. I think that I’m only allowed to put a brisket on a grill, by law. Unless it’s a corned beef brisket, then I’m allowed to make a New England Boiled Dinner, as long as I don’t refer to it as such. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/83 "2012-10-30T02:02:08Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > But I didn’t delete the link! I just banned Katie. > > Anyway, I’m Texan. I think that I’m only allowed to put a brisket on a grill, by law. Unless it’s a corned beef brisket, then I’m allowed to make a New England Boiled Dinner, as long as I don’t refer to it as such. Oh, well never mind. And I’m sorry, I just miss Katie so much. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/84 "2012-10-30T02:17:53Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Let’s steer clear of this. Veally? Why? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/85 "2012-10-30T02:38:21Z")
Does anybody know a good online source for all natural beef? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/86 "2012-10-30T02:42:38Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Does anybody know a good online source for all natural beef? Never order beef over the internet. Very unreliable. I tried this last year, paid the money in good faith…and then nothing. Sigh. And every time I contacted the company, they kept saying the same thing… “The chuck is in the mail.” ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/87 "2012-10-30T02:46:15Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > But Hitler got to shove them into gas ovens! I’m not allowed to use gas ovens, either! > > I NEVER GET TO HAVE ANY FUN!!! I do not have a gas oven either, or any oven for that matter. How I long to shove some meat into a hot oven until it gets all tender and juicy, but alas, I am oven-less. Sans oven. Once there was an oven, and now there is not! For my room is too small to fit an oven, you see, and the culture here does not really put many buns in the oven, or anything else for that matter, so they don’t see a point in them I guess. In any case, I am very sorry for your lots. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/88 "2012-10-30T02:48:18Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Oh, well never mind. > > And I’m sorry, I just miss Katie so much. There there… we all do. Let’s form a support group with oreos and milk. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/89 "2012-10-30T03:10:07Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > Regarding banning, I’ve sent a PM to Colibri. Thank you. That was possibly the most ridiculous PM I’ve ever received, and after 5 years as a mod that’s saying a lot. **Lynn** banned her, I just edited out the link. Vaporizing spammers is the most enjoyable part of this job. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/90 "2012-10-30T03:13:46Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Thank you. That was possibly the most ridiculous PM I’ve ever received, and after 5 years as a mod that’s saying a lot. > > **Lynn** banned her, I just edited out the link. > > Vaporizing spammers is the most enjoyable part of this job. Yeah I realised it was Lynn after and I’ve been speaking to her. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/91 "2012-10-30T03:14:17Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > Veally? Why? Because some of the replies in this thread have gone too far. They’ve crossed the loin. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/92 "2012-10-30T03:16:28Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Thank you. That was possibly the most ridiculous PM I’ve ever received, and after 5 years as a mod that’s saying a lot. > > **Lynn** banned her, I just edited out the link. > > Vaporizing spammers is the most enjoyable part of this job. Moderators…they’re so…Bossy. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/93 "2012-10-30T03:18:43Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > Don’t forget to account for the countless dollars in psychological damage you’ll suffer from having to slaughter an adorable cow. And I had named him Steve! ☹ Okay, I just got over chortling uncontrollably (now I’m just chuckling maniacally)… repeating _“Steve the Cow. Seriously, Steve the Cow. Steve. He’s a cow. Steve. The. Cow.”_ My family is now shunning me. Thanks, Steve. Who’s a cow. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/94 "2012-10-30T03:19:42Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Moderators…they’re so…Bossy. I don’t mind em being bossy. I am 100% understanding that I am fighting an uphill battle here, and I am also 100% understanding that it’s a bit of a silly battle to be fighting given that “my side” has never been a formal “ally”\* and potentially doesn’t care. It’s almost like I’m Big T, but less sensitive or something. Oh, and I’m 100% understanding the mod behaviour makes sense. I just think my way of doing things _also_ makes sense and is better by default given the greater freedom. \*In the sense that they’re not a known poster here and haven’t asked me for help or anything. If they’re super duper spammy, then they will never come here again. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/95 "2012-10-30T03:56:45Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > There there… we all do. Let’s form a support group with oreos and milk. Ah, milk. From teat to mouth. Katie…sweet, Katie. Wait a sec. Who the fuck is Katie again? And whose teat is this?!? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/96 "2012-10-30T04:02:42Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Moderators…they’re so…Bossy. Beefy, too. At least some of us. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/97 "2012-10-30T04:07:16Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Beefy, too. At least some of us. So I’ve herd. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/98 "2012-10-30T04:16:24Z")
Cud youse guys knock it off with the puns already? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/99 "2012-10-30T04:20:11Z")
Neigh. oops ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/100 "2012-10-30T04:38:28Z")
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