# Hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/101 "2012-10-30T04:44:05Z")
Fuck. I need new glasses. Came in thinking she was selling beer. So, this is the Pit. What _was_ her beef anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/102 "2012-10-30T05:42:17Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > So, this is the Pit. What _was_ her beef anyway? Who knows? Probably just had an ox to grind. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/103 "2012-10-30T06:05:09Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Once there was an oven… _Once I had an oven– Made it cook, Never gave me no grief. Once I had an oven, Now I don’t. Brother, can you cook my beef?_ ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/104 "2012-10-30T06:08:16Z")
Is that me you are looking for? ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/105 "2012-10-30T13:45:40Z")
Do not give her the love. The moment we give them love, the spammers win. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/106 "2012-10-30T13:46:46Z")
> [@Indian](#): > > Is that me you are looking for? I can see it [in your eyes](http://notionpotion.tumblr.com/post/3644118928/lionel-richie-hello-is-it-me-youre-looking-for)… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/107 "2012-10-30T13:55:59Z")
Who asked the mods to horn in, anyway? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/108 "2012-10-30T14:05:00Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Who asked the mods to horn in, anyway? :dubious: Al Gore. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/109 "2012-10-30T15:02:06Z")
I’m going to have to ruminant over this topic… Man I stink at this. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/110 "2012-10-30T15:07:44Z")
Some of these posts deserve a prize of some sort…perhaps a petite medallion. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/111 "2012-10-30T15:08:29Z")
Woah, a free rump roast. ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/112 "2012-10-30T18:12:32Z")
A thread like this is a medium-rare treat. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/113 "2012-10-30T18:17:26Z")
Let me whey in on this. Can’t you people find something udder to do? After skimming this whole thread I’ve come to the conclusion that its mostly fodder, about 2% useful, and needs to be pasteurized. ---
**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/114 "2012-10-30T18:22:18Z")
BubbaDog, I’ve herd enough outta you! Why don’t you just mooooove on to greener pastures? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/115 "2012-10-30T18:29:15Z")
I’ve never seen a thread that had as much bull as this one. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/116 "2012-10-30T18:34:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > … rump … ::you said rump:: ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/117 "2012-10-30T19:37:17Z")
Burger? I hardly knew her! ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/118 "2012-10-30T20:05:38Z")
Is it just me or is this getting kind of crazy? Maybe I need more coffee; regular, not decalf. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/119 "2012-10-30T20:18:35Z")
Hay, you guys are graze-y, can you be sear-ious for a minute? I dairy to. I \*double \*dog dairy to. Just for a minute. Now about this Katie-- Is she a heifer or what? ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/120 "2012-10-30T20:57:06Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’ve never seen a thread that had as much bull as this one. Whatsa matter? Can’t take a good ribbing? It’s really not worth getting all up in a slather about it. Damn it…now I’m hungry. Cornbread [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=7)