# Hello!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/121 "2012-10-30T20:59:13Z")

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

KatePS

KatePS wh–

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/122 "2012-10-31T00:14:19Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Was that from _Beat The Meatles_?

All the kids dig that Bersey Meat sound!

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/123 "2012-10-31T01:24:15Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Knock Knock
> 
> Who’s there?
> 
> KatePS
> 
> KatePS wh–
> 
> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That’s low.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/124 "2012-10-31T02:15:19Z")

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Just my opinion, but eye fillet this thread has got silly.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/125 "2012-10-31T02:16:05Z")

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This thread is fattening up at a feedlot now, but pretty soon it will be off to the slaughterhouse.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/126 "2012-10-31T02:26:56Z")

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Don’t have a cow over Kate’s banning.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/127 "2012-10-31T03:25:37Z")

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I may need to ruminate on this for a while. Sort of chew it over.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/128 "2012-10-31T04:09:06Z")

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How does Tarzan wrap his presents?

With a bovine!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/129 "2012-10-31T06:04:00Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Just my opinion, but eye fillet this thread has got silly.

Hey, we’re just ribbing you. But I’m not sure we cud stop it.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/130 "2012-10-31T06:37:06Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Hey, we’re just ribbing you. But I’m not sure we cud stop it.

I’ll steak my reputation on that!

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/131 "2012-10-31T15:16:23Z")

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> [@BubbaDog](#):
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> Let me whey in on this.
> 
> Can’t you people find something udder to do?
> 
> After skimming this whole thread I’ve come to the conclusion that its mostly fodder, about 2% useful, and needs to be pasteurized.

Eh, it was worth it to watch Linctus have a cow over the banning.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/132 "2012-10-31T15:30:30Z")

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I thought I herd insults here, but they’re hard to diss heifer.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/133 "2012-10-31T15:34:43Z")

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That’s offal.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/134 "2012-10-31T16:35:12Z")

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Enough. I’ve had it this thread. I’m going to read something Elsie.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/135 "2012-10-31T16:40:11Z")

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Herd enough of this, have you?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/136 "2012-10-31T16:46:28Z")

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Hi **Kate** ,

I’m not new here, but I would like to share my beef with you.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/137 "2012-10-31T18:00:50Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> Eh, it was worth it to watch Linctus have a cow over the banning.

**Kate** crusader.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/138 "2012-10-31T19:33:57Z")

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This thread is so sick it should be wheeled out on a guernsey, shoved into an ambullance and taken to the vet.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/139 "2012-10-31T19:38:17Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> This thread is so sick it should be wheeled out on a guernsey, shoved into an ambullance and taken to the vet.

Or the butcher.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/140 "2012-10-31T19:40:24Z")

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Could we just chuck this thread out now?

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