# Hello! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242 "2012-10-29T18:33:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/141 "2012-10-31T19:45:51Z")
I canter figure out how you all can keep this up without your voices getting horse. Whinnied to find another topic, shoe-rly this can’t go on until Saddle-day. Wait. What? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/142 "2012-10-31T19:57:33Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Could we just chuck this thread out now? This is a prime example of why we should. ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/143 "2012-10-31T20:03:48Z")
Aww stick a fork in it. It’s done. Done like dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/144 "2012-10-31T20:04:10Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > I canter figure out how you all can keep this up without your voices getting horse. > > Whinnied to find another topic, shoe-rly this can’t go on until Saddle-day. > > Wait. What? Way to steer the thread in the wrong direction :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/145 "2012-10-31T20:06:17Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Way to steer the thread in the wrong direction :smack: I intially hesitated, because I felt sheepish. Ewe understand. Or maybe I’m not playing this game very wool. If we’re keeping score, someone will surely bleat me. Edit: I wish Kate was here. I’m feeling horny. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/146 "2012-10-31T20:14:41Z")
I’m about ready to cry “calf rope”. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/147 "2012-10-31T20:15:07Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > I intially hesitated, because I felt sheepish. > > Ewe understand. > > Or maybe I’m not playing this game very wool. If we’re keeping score, someone will surely bleat me. > Edit: I wish Kate was here. I’m feeling horny. After rereading my last post I’m kind of hamming and hawing. The thread was a little boar-ing until you larded it with some alternative livestock humor. That took chicharones and if anyone wants to get into a scrapple with you over it, that’s their problem. Sow don’t worry about it. And if Linctus gets his way and they un-ban Kate you’ll have plenty of time to b-oink. OK, I’ll go away now ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/148 "2012-10-31T20:17:54Z")
I see **ugly ripe tomato** managed to catchup. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/149 "2012-10-31T20:23:56Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I see **ugly ripe tomato** managed to catchup. Condiments, now? I don’t relish the future of this thread. Mayonnaise a lotta directions this could go now. Butter just leave it alone, rather than try and pull off this caper. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/150 "2012-10-31T20:33:10Z")
You can’t hide your lyonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/151 "2012-10-31T20:36:11Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I see **ugly ripe tomato** managed to catchup. Time to call fowl here! Geese I’ll report this and hope that the mods will artificially inseminate some common sense into this load of bull. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/152 "2012-10-31T20:40:33Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Condiments, now? > > I don’t relish the future of this thread. Mayonnaise a lotta directions this could go now. > > Butter just leave it alone, rather than try and pull off this caper. That about takes the cake. I’m not sherbet I don’t think this thread can take any more sticky puns. I guess that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/153 "2012-10-31T20:41:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Time to call fowl here! Geese I’ll report this and hope that the mods will artificially inseminate some common sense into this load of bull. They’ll take a gander at it, but then duck the issue. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/154 "2012-10-31T20:53:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > They’ll take a gander at it, but then duck the issue. Eider way, it might slow down this beesness of egging each udder on. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/155 "2012-10-31T21:15:37Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Does anybody know a good online source for all natural beef? I shop from an authorized distributor now, but I also bought their products on-line for years. Surely there are better/more expensive ones, but I LOVE their beef. [**Omaha Steaks**](http://www.omahasteaks.com/servlet/redirect?fromUri=/home) For all-natural, I had some friends swear by this place: [**Slanker’s Grass-Fed Meats**](http://www.texasgrassfedbeef.com/index.htm) No personal experience w/them though. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/156 "2012-10-31T21:25:25Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > I shop from an authorized distributor now, but I also bought their products on-line for years. Surely there are better/more expensive ones, but I LOVE their beef. > > [**Omaha Steaks**](http://www.omahasteaks.com/servlet/redirect?fromUri=/home) > > For all-natural, I had some friends swear by this place: > > [**Slanker’s Grass-Fed Meats**](http://www.texasgrassfedbeef.com/index.htm) > > No personal experience w/them though. I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/157 "2012-10-31T21:30:17Z")
Yeah, that was a horrible pun. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/158 "2012-10-31T21:35:31Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > I don’t get it. Me neither. Anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/159 "2012-10-31T21:47:16Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Me neither. Anymore. Me neigh-ther. perhaps the mods will give me a limit on #of puns per day? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242/160 "2012-10-31T23:42:34Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I see **ugly ripe tomato** managed to catchup. I finally mustard up enough courage to reply to this and and hey pesto! my wits have desserted me :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hello/639242.md?page=9)