# Helloooo, Dopers....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helloooo-dopers/289730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helloooo-dopers/289730 "2005-02-12T11:44:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helloooo-dopers/289730/21 "2005-02-14T18:59:09Z")

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Welcome Shahid Ali Khan. Please sit here and ignore any noises you may hear, or shapes you may see from behing the curtain. Also smells. Ignore any of those as well.

[size=1]Hey, everyone, he doesn’t even know about the (mumbel mumble mumble). Ha haha![/size=1]

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helloooo-dopers/289730/22 "2005-02-15T00:00:58Z")

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> [@Nahk Ila Dihahs](#):
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> About as far away from being Scottish as it is possible to be…although I’d like to speak like one.

Ahh nuts, I had you pegged as Irish.  
If you wanna speak like a Scotsman, it helps if you wear a kilt and shag sheep. 😃

Welcome to the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helloooo-dopers/289730/23 "2005-02-15T00:11:44Z")

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> [@Nahk Ila Dihahs](#):
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> About as far away from being Scottish as it is possible to be…although I’d like to speak like one.

I’m sorry, you missed my poor attempt at humor. Didn’t you hear my inflection? I guess I should have used one of them face thingies. :smack:

Welcome aboard!

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**Author:** ![Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/858c86/32.png) [@Nahk\_Ila\_Dihahs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nahk_Ila_Dihahs)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/helloooo-dopers/289730/24 "2005-02-15T04:28:25Z")

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> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> If you wanna speak like a Scotsman, it helps if you … shag sheep. 😃

Wasn’t that the New Zealanders? 😉

Now that you think about it, McKhan seems kinda cool as a Doper nickname. Or McNahk.

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