# Help a Doper go Cross Country

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-a-doper-go-cross-country/233141>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 8, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-a-doper-go-cross-country/233141 "2004-03-08T16:57:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-a-doper-go-cross-country/233141/21 "2004-03-09T20:26:55Z")

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> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> If Fig gets as far as Claremont, I can borrow my roommate’s car and put him the last 40 miles into LA proper. But only for another two months. After that, I’m graduating.

I can pop a CD in and haul Fig’s ass from San Diego to Claremont.

But I’m a _loooong_ way from Omaha.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-a-doper-go-cross-country/233141/22 "2004-03-10T08:59:07Z")

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> [@yellowval](#):
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> Well, if **Figment** ever ends up in the vicinity of Middle of Nowhere, Minnesota, I’d be more than happy to help out!

Well if he ends up in Minnesota traveling from PA then I would venture a guess he won’t be passing through Mississippi or even Memphis, TN. 😉

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