# Help build the soundtrack to the SDMB...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 28, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211 "2003-08-28T15:43:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/21 "2003-08-29T06:12:46Z")

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Hmmm…_Chain of Fools_

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/22 "2003-08-29T06:25:18Z")

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This just came on the radio…

BTO’s “Takin’ Care of Business” could play whenever the mods / admins have to move threads / delete threads / warn people / ban people / do any of the duties that ther job on here entails.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/23 "2003-08-29T06:25:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*If there was to be a soundtrack to the Straight Dope, what songs would be on it?  
> \*\*

I always think of this song, especially when I think I spend too much time here:

_Mama Told Me (Not to Come)_ ~ Three Dog Night. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/24 "2003-08-29T07:04:22Z")

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With **SPOOFE** I think of the circus theme: dit-dit-dididi-dit-dit-dee-dee (he can correct this). 🙂 Or am I confusing posters here?

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/25 "2003-08-29T07:16:43Z")

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That was the worst dit-dit-ditting EVER! 😉

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> \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \*  
> \*\*[Tom Petty]  
> The waaaaaiting is the harrrrrreeeesssstt part.  
> [/Tom Petty] \*\*

[Foghat]  
Slow ride! Take it easy…  
[/Foghat]

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**Author:** ![Fatwater\_Fewl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@Fatwater\_Fewl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fatwater_Fewl)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/26 "2003-08-29T07:16:44Z")

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Another Brick In The Wall, Part II should play every time a mod is pitted.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/27 "2003-08-29T08:15:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
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> And I’ll be impressed by the person who finds a song with a reference to 1920’s style “Death Rays”. \*\*

I found a band called American Death Ray, another called Baptist Death Ray and a punk rock band called Asstroland with a really cool old school punk rock song called “Death Ray”.

I had a great reply complete with URL’s, but the the SDMB was in uber-slow mode then my browser crashed and I lost it.

So this is all you get.

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**Author:** ![Is\_This\_All\_There\_Is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@Is\_This\_All\_There\_Is](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Is_This_All_There_Is)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/28 "2003-08-29T11:42:52Z")

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Any of the following songs by **Bob Mould** , **Sugar** , or **Husker Du** :

Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

Can’t Help You Any More

Dead Set On Destruction

I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About

If I Can’t Change Your Mind

Makes No Sense At All

Tell Me Something I Don’t Know  
That is all!

ITATI

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/29 "2003-08-29T14:55:55Z")

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How about ‘Wasting TIme’ by Blink 182? The title is pretty relevant in itself, but I like the verse that goes

“She’d teach me about modern art  
And I’d show her it’s okay to fart”

- talk about fighting ignorance!

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/30 "2003-08-29T17:32:26Z")

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Not a song, but for logging on I can imagine the sound effect used for the hypno-toad on Futurama.

How about Welcome to the Jungle for The Pit.  
New Order’s Confusion for Great Debates.

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**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/31 "2003-08-29T19:24:04Z")

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How about Frank Zappa’s “Broken Hearts Are For Assholes” for the pit?

Jon

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/32 "2003-08-29T19:59:56Z")

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“She Blinded Me With Science,” for many GQ questions.

“There’s No Business Like Show Business,” for Cafe’ Society

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/33 "2003-08-29T22:20:32Z")

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“Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” -U2

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**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-build-the-soundtrack-to-the-sdmb/198211/34 "2003-08-29T23:01:47Z")

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Phil Och’s

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