# Help Desperately Needed... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234 "2004-11-05T19:08:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/1 "2004-11-05T19:08:54Z")
For the past few hours I have had the Aqua song _Barbie Girl_ stuck in my head. I’m hoping that some kind Doper can see his or her way clear to FedEx me a large revolver and one round of ammunition. Thanks in advance, Ball\_M. “Come on Barbie, let’s go party…” ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/2 "2004-11-05T19:14:25Z")
1ZQ2939495J0A1456 Thanks me laterz ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/3 "2004-11-05T19:32:08Z")
“A long, long time ago, I can still remember When that music used to make me smile And I knew that if I had my chance I could make those people dance And maybe they’d be happy for a while…” …does that help? ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/4 "2004-11-05T19:36:26Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > …does that help? No? How about: It’s a small world after all It’s a small world after all It’s a small world after all It’s a small, small world… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/5 "2004-11-05T19:44:36Z")
“Sometimes you feel like a nut…” My work is done here. ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/6 "2004-11-05T19:46:15Z")
zippity do dah zippity aye my oh my what a wonderful day plenty of sunshine heading my way zippity do dah zippity aye Mr Bluebird’s on my shoulder… Now that I (hopefully) have passed it on to someone else maybe it will finally get out of my head. Thank you **Balle\_M** ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/7 "2004-11-05T19:48:32Z")
I’ll share with you the one that’s been running through my head since I posted it in another thread: \*But the cat came back the very next day The cat came back, they thought he was a goner But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap That kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide But the cat came back the very next day The cat came back, they thought he was a goner But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away\* ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/8 "2004-11-05T19:50:31Z")
Okay, go here [http://www.rathergood.com/](http://www.rathergood.com/) and click on hedgehogs as long as you aren’t at work. It’ll do the trick, I assure you. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/9 "2004-11-05T20:26:26Z")
Wadda ya mean? That was a great song. 🙂 I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo _//Walks around whistling the Barbie song_😃 ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/10 "2004-11-05T20:40:23Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I’ll share with you the one that’s been running through my head since I posted it in another thread: > > \*But the cat came back the very next day > The cat came back, they thought he was a goner > But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away > > They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep > And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap > That kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side > With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide > > But the cat came back the very next day > The cat came back, they thought he was a goner > But the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away\* Fie on you, **harmless**! I’ve suspected that you have a twisted side, but I would never have guessed you were EVIL! I will now have to play some old Bread or BG’s to get back to being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. They, too will make me crazy, but not for days on end. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/11 "2004-11-05T20:45:14Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Fie on you, **harmless**! I’ve suspected that you have a twisted side, but I would never have guessed you were EVIL! 99.9% Pure Evil, thankyouverymuch. At least that’s what my underoos say. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/12 "2004-11-05T21:00:07Z")
Just imagine Roseanne Barr in a string bikini. You forgot about the song, right? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/13 "2004-11-05T21:03:59Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Just imagine Roseanne Barr in a string bikini. > > You forgot about the song, right? For your sake it had better be a song considering it was posted right after me talking about my underoos. :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/14 "2004-11-05T21:18:19Z")
Just listen to some of [these tracks](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000089JE/qid=1099689922/sr=2-2/ref=pd_ka_b_2_2/002-3255223-9456023). You won’t worry about euro-pop ever again. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/15 "2004-11-05T21:46:24Z")
_I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation_ Man, now it’s stuck in my head too. ---
**Author:** ![trupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trupa)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/16 "2004-11-05T21:53:00Z")
Read at your own risk: Yummy Yummy Yummy I have love in my tummy… Warned ya! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/17 "2004-11-06T00:12:18Z")
[Magical Trevor](http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/trevor.html)!!! Watch for five minutes…your welcome. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-desperately-needed/273234/18 "2004-11-06T00:47:14Z")
_It is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever jsut because it is the song that never ends…_