# Help! Evil Muslims are out to get meeeeeee! (For Valteron and Perciful) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476 "2010-06-25T12:37:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/81 "2010-06-25T17:10:20Z")
> [@Angua](#): > > Yeah, you don’t want to mess with giant ant werewolf Muslims… You mean Shia Muslims? /rimshot ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/82 "2010-06-25T17:11:13Z")
Islamic fundamentalist wereants? From New Jersey!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/83 "2010-06-25T17:20:56Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Islamic fundamentalist wereants? From New Jersey!!! > > :eek: Yup. Hazardous waste-mutated Islamic fundamentalist were-ants with popped collars and fake tans. Feel the fear. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/84 "2010-06-25T17:22:16Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Frankly, just in general walking-around terms, I’m more afraid of Southern Baptists than I am of Muslims. I’m much more likely to encounter a majority-Southern-Baptist population who wants to drag me behind their pickup truck than I am to encounter a majority-Muslim population who wants to hang me. Yeah, but the Muslims are _brown_. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/85 "2010-06-25T17:27:47Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Psssssst. Islam isn’t a race, you dummy. Pssssst. Most Muslims aren’t of European extraction, you loathsome excuse for humanity. You’re treating them differently from the various classes of people you’re comfortable with (i.e., by insisting on treating Muslims as one vast, united class, regardless of individual beliefs or intentions, because you personally can’t tell them apart) because of their Otherness. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/86 "2010-06-25T17:51:48Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > I’m not sure what you think the answer would be, but what if you asked. “What group wants to kill homosexuals and subjugate women, to the point of stoning them to death for actions that males in her family are offended by?” Well, yes, I’m scared of insane idiots, too. Out here in rural America there are a LOT more of them with “Christian Dominionist” than “Muslim” on their metaphorical (at least in the latter case, scarily enough) dog tags. Personally I prefer the “work to stop insane idiots” solution to the “let’s pick on random Muslims on the off chance they’re insane idiots” one, as it’s not only more fair and more in keeping with my values as a patriotic American, but it’s also got the advantage of no false positives. I’ll HAPPILY trade that for the 0.00001% chance some insane idiot might at some unspecified future point will blow my ass up. Whatever happened to not trading freedom for security? Whatever happened to “We hold these truths to be self-evident”? “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Unless they’re Muslims, in which case they’re scary motherfuckers and we should be wary of them all.” Nice going there, Jefferson. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/87 "2010-06-25T17:53:33Z")
Yeah. Fuckin’ pussies. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/88 "2010-06-25T18:05:10Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > The point, friend, is that some Muslims DO want to kill us. (And you’d be closer to the front of that line than I.) In fact, of the group of people who can be defined as “wanting to kill Americans”, Muslims make up a vast majority.Further refine that group as “those who want to kill us, have killed some of us, and continue to actively try to kill some of us”, it’s pretty much all Muslim. Now, that does not mean that all Muslims want to kill Americans, but until you have a fool-proof way cull the evil-trying-to-kill-us ones from the peaceful ones, it behooves us—or those of us who would like to not be killed or have those we cared for killed—to be wary of the whole lot. > > Got it now, friend? Why can’t the nasty ones wear some kind of distinguishing clothing? It’d be oh so much easier if it was Orthodox Jews causing all the trouble. Or better still, those brightly coloured Hari Krishnas. You’d even be able to see them in the dark. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/89 "2010-06-25T18:36:20Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Yes. > > Well, that, and just in case I ever cook for you I needed to know if I have to pick up _halal_ shredded man-flesh. I can’t decide if _ **Halal shredded man-flesh** _ is a better band name or board name. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/90 "2010-06-25T18:37:04Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > I can’t decide if _ **Halal shredded man-flesh** _ is a better band name or board name. I’m just having issues getting my mind out of the gutter! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/91 "2010-06-25T18:41:58Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > I can’t decide if _ **Halal shredded man-flesh** _ is a better band name or board name. Terrible band name. Would work as an album title or maybe a song title, though. ---
**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/92 "2010-06-25T18:47:09Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > If I remember correctly, **jayjay** is gay. Now, if he is both gay _and_ Jewish, he’s way in front of the line. Is there any evidence that Muslims are targeting gays for violent attacks here in the US? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/93 "2010-06-25T18:49:38Z")
Guess you must have missed the part about halal shredded man-flesh. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/94 "2010-06-25T18:55:17Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Guess you must have missed the part about halal shredded man-flesh. Well, no… **Angua** ’s in the UK, so that’s THEIR problem… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/95 "2010-06-25T18:56:19Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Well, no… **Angua** ’s in the UK, so that’s THEIR problem… No I’m not. Been living in the USA for over a year now. Stealin’ your jobs and lurin’ away your menfolk with my awful heathen ways! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/96 "2010-06-25T19:04:24Z")
> [@Angua](#): > > Stealin’ your jobs and lurin’ away your menfolk… …for her lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/97 "2010-06-25T19:05:15Z")
Hey, a girl needs entertainment from somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/98 "2010-06-25T19:07:22Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Let me rephrase this, because I just reread it and realized how utterly stupid it sounds. > > The _saddest_ thing about 9/11 was the horrendous loss of life. _One of the sadder things_ about 9/11 was how many otherwise liberal people it turned into raging Islamophobes. 3000 people died on 9/11, and sadly, it was not the saddest thing about 9/11. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/99 "2010-06-25T19:09:49Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Islamic fundamentalist wereants? From New Jersey!!! > > :eek: That explains so much. There was an interview on Fresh Air a week or so ago where a journalist talked about his imprisonment in Iran. His captor kept asking him questions about New Jersey. They were trying to figure out what we knew! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476/100 "2010-06-25T19:10:30Z")
> [@Angua](#): > > No I’m not. Been living in the USA for over a year now. Stealin’ your jobs and lurin’ away your menfolk with my awful heathen ways! > 😉 Whoops! I missed that. _plants wolfsbane_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-evil-muslims-are-out-to-get-meeeeeee-for-valteron-and-perciful/544476.md?page=6)