# Help Find Man Who Impregnated Woman in Megadeth/Motorhead Concert Bathroom

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758 "2012-04-14T13:43:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/1 "2012-04-14T13:43:11Z")

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[Help this poor woman!](http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/help-find-the-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth/motorhead-concert-bathroom)

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> Do you think you’ve had a terrible concertgoing experience recently? Well, you’ve got nothing on the woman who was impregnated in a bathroom at a Megadeth/Motorhead show at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago and took to Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to find the father.
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> In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:
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> "Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.  
> You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings…

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/2 "2012-04-14T14:01:09Z")

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Oh shit.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/3 "2012-04-14T14:20:57Z")

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I like how in the comments, two people are worried that the kid will google his mother’s name in the future and come up with that article. Note that she is referred to as “anonymous woman”.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/4 "2012-04-14T14:23:38Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> Oh shit.

I knew it was you all along. This post was merely a formality.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/5 "2012-04-14T14:31:29Z")

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Sure. The type of guy who screws random women at Megadeth concerts is going to voluntarily open himself up to paying child support.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/6 "2012-04-14T14:33:20Z")

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**pravnik** - you raw dog you!

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**Author:** ![Al\_Bundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Al\_Bundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Bundy)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/7 "2012-04-14T15:07:50Z")

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Can you imagine the glee on the man’s face if he realizes he was the one? This ad for him seems like a trap. I say trap, but of course I realize he is responsible for his actions too. Maybe he will step up.  
PS. If she was that drunk, maybe he’s not all that good in real life. Does it matter? They are both probably under some influence at any time.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/8 "2012-04-14T15:10:55Z")

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The scariest part of this whole thing is that the kid will most likely grow up to be a preacher!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/9 "2012-04-14T15:17:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> "Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.  
> You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings…

It: Likely to have a lot of issues.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/10 "2012-04-14T15:17:40Z")

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Maybe the woman has other resources besides Craigslist to track down the father:

\*"Who woulda thought, who could ever surmise?  
That chick would hunt me down like the FBI?  
Callin’ all cars, put out an APB  
Because this papoose that she’s totin’ looks a lot like ME  
Get it outta here, now!

Nine Months Later  
She’s knockin’ on my door\*

- The Fuzztones

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/11 "2012-04-14T15:31:04Z")

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I just hope the baby has blue hair like its mother.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/12 "2012-04-14T15:34:38Z")

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> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#):
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> I just hope the baby has blue hair like its mother.

Maybe it will take after both of them and have a blue mohawk.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/13 "2012-04-14T16:22:17Z")

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And piercing eyes…

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**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/14 "2012-04-14T17:04:00Z")

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If I were the red mohawk man, I might question paternity in this case.  
But, given the unique situation, and the romantic folly of youth - that can  
be inspired at such a concert…the baby must be his, and hopefully he will step up to claim his prize.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/15 "2012-04-14T17:19:26Z")

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What…?

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**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/16 "2012-04-14T17:25:33Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> I like how in the comments, two people are worried that the kid will google his mother’s name in the future and come up with that article. Note that she is referred to as “anonymous woman”.

This was literally my first thought when I saw the thread title. I’m so glad to find out her name isn’t posted.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/17 "2012-04-14T17:51:40Z")

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My thought when I saw the thread title was that the man used a syringe and not his member.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/18 "2012-04-14T18:00:44Z")

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So who plays them in the movie?

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/19 "2012-04-14T19:03:40Z")

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So was this a concert where both Megadeth and Motorhead performed, or is the woman uncertain as to whether the impregnation occurred at a Megadeth concert or a Motorhead concert?

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-find-man-who-impregnated-woman-in-megadeth-motorhead-concert-bathroom/618758/20 "2012-04-14T19:37:30Z")

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Don’t raw dog a random, guys!

The kid’s gonna pop out with purple hair 😃

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