Help! First American Football Game - need tips

My celebratory post game drink was a nice large glass of Jack’s single barrel silver select with just a bit of ice! mmmmmmm

6’0 265 (but an unexercised, bad diet 265!)

Oh, that’s all right. Guards are supposed to be fatties. If you’re going to play tackle you’re supposed to be a bit more athletic, though.

Why would anyone be tackling you when you don’t have the ball? Do you mean you got hit/blocked from behind? That probably should have been flagged as a clipping penalty. 15 yards, I think from the spot of the foul, on a kickoff.

My thoughts exactly.

Did you actually get tackled on defense?