# Help get this friggin' song outta my head! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265 "2001-09-07T17:26:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SKIorDIE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@SKIorDIE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SKIorDIE)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/41 "2001-09-08T18:46:03Z")
shut your fucking face, uncle fuckaaaaah… ---
**Author:** ![quarx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/50afbb/32.png) [@quarx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quarx)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/42 "2001-09-08T19:03:48Z")
Blue Canary on the oven by the light switch Who watches over you Build a little birdhouse in your soul … Oh, great! Now it’s in MY head. Just great! ---
**Author:** ![daffodil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@daffodil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daffodil)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/43 "2001-09-08T19:44:52Z")
LOL _I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world…_ ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/44 "2001-09-08T19:46:09Z")
There’s always “The Hokey Pokey”. Ya put yer right foot in Ya put yer right foot out The fool that first taught that song Needs a redhotpokerjammeduphiswhatnot And shake it all about… Although it’s not half as bad as _Mandy_. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/45 "2001-09-08T20:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > > **I’m just a man just a gay and a dude > > and I’m hungry** > > Somehow, I don’t think Taco Bell is gonna satisfy _that_ hunger… \*\* OMG I hurt from laughing… Anywho… SWEET CAROLINE (DA DA DA) GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEM SO GOOD!!! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/46 "2001-09-08T20:53:53Z")
Here’s something you can do. Start singing Old Mcdonald but switch to Bingo. You’ll never be able to sing Old Mcdonal right again. \*Old Mcdonald had a farm and Bingo was his name Oh. . . ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/47 "2001-09-08T21:35:10Z")
Ah, yeah I tried it… except NOW it’s really messed up… Old MacDonald hadda farm and Biggirl was it’s Name-O… With a quackquack here and a… B-I-G-G-I… Yousa gonna pay, Biggirl, Honey. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/48 "2001-09-08T21:35:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > CURSE YOU ALL!!! especially Logical\_Phallusy and Kat. ARRRGGGHHHHH!!! why the _beep_ do i EVER open these _beep_ threads?! > > _runs off with hands over ears, shrieking_ I live to serve. ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/49 "2001-09-08T23:21:04Z")
On my signal,unleash hell!.. _We can dance if we want to we could leave your friends behind, because if friends dont dance,and if they dont dance they’re no friends of mine…_ Bwahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![quarx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/50afbb/32.png) [@quarx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quarx)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/50 "2001-09-08T23:35:45Z")
I’m a little teapot short and stout Here is my handle And here is my other handle (Looks down) Aw, shit, I’m a sugarbowl!! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/51 "2001-09-09T04:03:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > > **I’m just a man just a gay and a dude > > and I’m hungry** > > Somehow, I don’t think Taco Bell is gonna satisfy _that_ hunger… \*\* I dunno…them beef burritos look like they’re mighty filling… What? Rico…Suave. ---
**Author:** ![kindablue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b77776/32.png) [@kindablue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kindablue)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/52 "2001-09-09T04:36:41Z")
I think we can all agree that anyting by They Might Be Giants is evil and should be elimintated for just this reason. By the way, Rollin, in my Five-Point-Oh, With the rag top down so my hair can blow ---
**Author:** ![ewing1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@ewing1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ewing1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/53 "2001-09-09T07:18:56Z")
At work, we torment each other by “planting” such songs in each other’s heads. . . these can help remove an “implanted” song, but only by directly replacing it: “Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they’re the modern Stone-Age fa–mill–lee. . .” “Hello world, here’s a song that we’re singing, c’mon, get happy!” “Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna sock it to it, relax, don’t do it, when you wanna come?” “Vacation, all I ever wanted, vacation, had to get away. . .” "A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course. . . " And, worst of all: “Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you, honey? Now, would I say something that wasn’t true?. . .” ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/54 "2001-09-10T03:51:32Z")
I had to hear it at work tonight, so here you go… _Because you’re every woman in the world, to me…_ or, _Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can…_ or, _Take a letter, Maria (bababa ba ba) Address it to my wife (ba ba ba ba)_ That works best if you imagine it with the cheesy 70s trumpet with it, tho. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/55 "2001-09-10T06:24:21Z")
ALL DAY on Friday "Now I know how far you’ll go to be the next freak show American Psycho! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That’s all I know of it and it’s WAY too much! ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/56 "2001-09-15T03:58:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Critical1 \* > \*\*yer all a buncha rookies. > > the song to end all songs stuck in your head is… > > susan vega, toms diner. > > di di di di di ok it translates bad into text just sing it for a sec, or if your feeling like a basterd go wisper it in somones ear. \*\* You magnificent BASTARD! 🙂 Now I’ve got that running over “Rockin’ Robin” on my mental soundtrack. Thanks for nothin’. Zappo ---
**Author:** ![Lolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Lolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lolo)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/57 "2001-10-03T17:11:22Z")
whenever I get a song stuck in my head, I then sing another song I don’t know all the words to… dunno… it helps me… do what you will with my advice, I’m new here. \*ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, come on ilean… at this moment! you mean eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverythinnnnng!\* ---
**Author:** ![ThunderBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThunderBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThunderBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/58 "2001-10-03T20:02:58Z")
Wow, these are all very good. A few devious other songs were blantly missed, and I simply CANNOT let them be overlooked! - Tequila! (ta-dum,da-da-da-ta-dum-dum…) It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine… I’m too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far-rr! - ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/59 "2001-10-03T21:59:35Z")
**ThunderBunny** - I just noticed you joined us. I just wanted to share that a friend of mine, when a child, had a pet rabbit named thunderbunny. It came up because of that porn star name thing. ---
**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265/60 "2001-10-03T23:43:37Z")
Imagine this in a piano piece/Muzak on repeat so you can hear it all day long, day in and day out… "Why do birds suddenly appear… Every time You are near? Just like me they long to be… Close to You" WAhhhhhhhhhhh laaaaallaaallaaallaaaahhh Close to youuuuu…" ::chips tooth with barrel of hunting rifle:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-get-this-friggin-song-outta-my-head/80265.md?page=4)