# Help! I need a joke! quickly!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-i-need-a-joke-quickly/496419>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 14, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-i-need-a-joke-quickly/496419 "2009-05-14T15:44:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-i-need-a-joke-quickly/496419/41 "2009-05-27T05:46:26Z")

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These two guys are out hunting and one of them falls down a gully. The other man tries to help his friend, but the friend won’t respond, so the first guy uses his cell phone to call 911. The operator answers, “Hello, 911. What is your emergency?” The man says, “Help! I’m out in the middle of the woods. My friend fell down a gully! I think he must have broken his neck! He’s not moving! I think he’s dead!” The operator says, “OK, sir, the first thing you need to do is make sure.” “OK, operator, just a sec . . . hold on . . . [BLAM!!] . . . OK, now what?”

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