# Help!  I'm Trapped in MPSIMS!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-im-trapped-in-mpsims/15492>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 3, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-im-trapped-in-mpsims/15492 "2000-04-03T19:45:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-im-trapped-in-mpsims/15492/1 "2000-04-03T19:45:00Z")

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The MB is apparently down at the moment, and I am stuck on page one of active MPSIMS topics. (well, I could leave, but then I won’t be able to get back, will I?)

I have been having fun, reading all of the posts I didn’t want to read in the first place.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-im-trapped-in-mpsims/15492/2 "2000-04-03T19:55:00Z")

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May I show you to the exit? And don’t forget to tip the doorman on the way out.

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**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-im-trapped-in-mpsims/15492/3 "2000-04-03T20:00:00Z")

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Isn’t that something!! The moment I posted this mundane topic, everything opened up to me!! (with the exception of the BBQ pit. I still can’t get there, but I **can** smell the fire from here.)  
How did you do it, Unc?

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-im-trapped-in-mpsims/15492/4 "2000-04-03T20:10:00Z")

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“You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave…”

—Welcome to the Hotel Eutychus

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

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       Warren Zevon
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