# Help! I've lost page!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-ive-lost-page/136067>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 9, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-ive-lost-page/136067 "2002-11-09T20:55:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-ive-lost-page/136067/1 "2002-11-09T20:55:42Z")

</div>

Does anyone know what at page I stopped reading last night? I can’t remenber

And if anyone knows what happened to my watch - could you let me know?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-ive-lost-page/136067/2 "2002-11-09T21:24:55Z")

</div>

Page 142.

Your watch is under the volcano.

And vampires stole your lunch money.