# Help. \[Locating a thread about farts\] **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [March 22, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826 "2016-03-22T03:45:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OGLamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ebca7d/32.png) [@OGLamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OGLamp)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/1 "2016-03-22T03:45:35Z")
About a year ago, I discovered a thread on this message board about what foods cause the most foul farts. I remember it bringing out my inner child and me laughing my ass off. I can’t find it anymore, no matter how hard I search. Can someone please link me to it? I remember it being rather old. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/2 "2016-03-22T04:27:19Z")
I found a few doing a Google search. I don’t know if any of them are what you’re looking for. > **[Most odoriferous flatulence.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426919)** > > A discussion on farting in a tank has taken the expected digression into various things said while farting, and a discussion of rankness, which leads to today’s question: What foodstuff or combination of foodstuffs gives you and/or yours the worst... > **[What Foodstuffs causes the Smelliest Farts?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=99237)** > > I’m looking to fill up a trash bag with my gas. I need it to smell really bad. What are some foods that I can scarf down to blend it with my gastrointestinal juices to give it bad mojo? > **[The worst farts come from.....](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=53756)** > > After having the traditional southern new year’s dish of ham and blackeyed peas, I have been a methane machine. Blackeyed peas are tasty; they are good for you; but they create the nastiest farts. In smell and volume of gas. Refried beans, much... > **[What makes the worst farts?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=29549)** > > I’m guessing rare hamburgers, but I’ve heard votes for cabbage and cheese. Cheese just gives me hard turds. The zookeeper tells people the worst shit, smell wise is lion, because they let meat rot if they aren’t hungry right away, and hide it. To... Also, reported for a move to About This Message Board. ---
**Author:** ![OGLamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ebca7d/32.png) [@OGLamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OGLamp)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/3 "2016-03-22T04:30:25Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I found a few doing a Google search. I don’t know if any of them are what you’re looking for. > > [Most odoriferous flatulence. - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426919) > [What Foodstuffs causes the Smelliest Farts? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=99237) > [The worst farts come from..... - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=53756) > [What makes the worst farts? - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=29549) > > Also, reported for a move to About This Message Board. I remember it saying something like, “Jesus Christ nailed to a dildo, this is hilarious!” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/4 "2016-03-22T04:38:17Z")
Moved to ATMB, and title edited to indicate subject. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/5 "2016-03-22T05:21:42Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53756](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53756) post#37 “_Jesus Christ nailed to a vibrator, you people crack me up._” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/6 "2016-03-22T17:12:36Z")
It’s official. The dope has jumped the shark. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/7 "2016-03-22T17:23:04Z")
And, apparently, landed on a dildo. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/8 "2016-03-22T17:50:52Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And, apparently, landed on a dildo. Completely by accident, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-locating-a-thread-about-farts/749826/9 "2016-03-23T18:47:02Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Completely by accident, I swear! “What are the odds, Doc?”