# Help me "activate the portal." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118 "2005-07-12T03:16:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/21 "2005-07-12T21:18:38Z")
To make up for my Evil Cheater Link™, I offer you [Hapland 1](http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/). And no solution. Bwahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/22 "2005-07-12T21:23:51Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > To make up for my Evil Cheater Link™, I offer you [Hapland 1](http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/). > > And no solution. > > Bwahahaha! I already solved that one. Using a cheater link. And now I don’t remember how. So in conclusion, you’re still being very very EVIL. :mad: :mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/23 "2005-07-12T21:26:24Z")
Psh. Do not blame me for your internal weakness; I did not FORCE you to click the cheater link! You were easily swayed by the sweet temptation. Evaluate your moral code! ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/24 "2005-07-12T21:27:54Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > Psh. Do not blame me for your internal weakness; I did not FORCE you to click the cheater link! > > You were easily swayed by the sweet temptation. Evaluate your moral code! Snarl! Evaluate thine own moral code, provider of cheatlinky temptations! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/25 "2005-07-12T21:33:34Z")
I guess I should have expected there being a Hapland 1, considering the name of this one. ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/26 "2005-07-12T23:42:48Z")
Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought it would be about constipation? I’m actually kind of disappointed that it wasn’t. I suspect this is one of those “You might be an SDMB member if…” criteria. ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118/27 "2005-07-13T00:11:25Z")
> [@Hunter Hawk](#): > > Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought it would be about constipation? > > I’m actually kind of disappointed that it wasn’t. I suspect this is one of those “You might be an SDMB member if…” criteria. …I’m disappointed that I didn’t think of that before clicking. I, too, suspect criterion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-activate-the-portal/312118.md?page=1)