# Help me buy an inflatable yak

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 4, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685 "2019-09-04T14:31:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/41 "2019-09-05T03:33:15Z")

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Is inflatable yak butter as good as regular yak butter?

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/42 "2019-09-05T03:56:54Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> Here you go.
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> [https://landmarkcreations.com/inflatable-products-gallery/inflatable-mascots/item/himalayan-dog-yak-inflatable-l4242](https://landmarkcreations.com/inflatable-products-gallery/inflatable-mascots/item/himalayan-dog-yak-inflatable-l4242)
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> Might cost a bit, though.

That’s …quite something.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/43 "2019-09-05T04:09:58Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> What, a real yak is too spendy?

Or that an inflatable sheep is too obvious? 😃

And now that I have that out of my system IIRC back when Ren & Stimpy were big someone made an inflatable yak pool toy; a friend actually had one. Again going by memory I would say it was the size of a 4 year old. If your google-fu is strong maybe adding R&S into the search somehow may get you some results.

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/44 "2019-09-05T06:13:51Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> Is inflatable yak butter as good as regular yak butter?

Looking at the balloons filled with milk in **ftg** and **Peter Morris’s** link, I was wondering if yak kumys is a thing.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/45 "2019-09-05T06:23:36Z")

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> [@HelenGawn](#):
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> … in **ftg** and **Peter Morris’s** link…

Darn, I didn’t notice that FTG had already linked it.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/46 "2019-09-05T13:37:37Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> And is apparently into hip-hop.

How about a [hippity-hop](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/415sJtLiv1L.jpg) [yak](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/29f80a1b-1eb1-4cbb-aadd-2fa4f3333ec5_1.b138e2af3799821e11a50cba717b92ed.jpeg)?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/47 "2019-09-05T13:52:44Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> I may need to settle for this. It would be more than adequate, if not my dream inflatable yak.
> 
> Other suggestions above are appreciated and interesting and amusing, but thus far miss the mark, or the “yak’s eye” of my heart’s desire.

It seems that you may be suffering from (as mentioned on one of those balloons) Silly Yak Disease.

BTW, in case the need comes up, I have sourced [an inflatable AK](https://alibaba.com/product/60283185113/Promotional-customized-inflatable-AK-47-kids.html) and [an inflatable K](https://www.opentip.com/product.php?products_id=4168689).

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/48 "2019-09-05T13:58:26Z")

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(And to complete the set, [here](http://www.china-water-ball.com/Products/Air_Tight_Inflatable_Foot_Model.html) is an inflatable [ayak](https://www.google.com/search?q=Ayak&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjnuafC6rnkAhUMnawKHYKgB8EQ_AUICSgE&biw=408&bih=646).)

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/49 "2019-09-05T14:11:21Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Or that an inflatable sheep is too obvious? 😃
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> And now that I have that out of my system IIRC back when Ren & Stimpy were big someone made an inflatable yak pool toy; a friend actually had one. Again going by memory I would say it was the size of a 4 year old. If your google-fu is strong maybe adding R&S into the search somehow may get you some results.

“Ren and Stimpy inflatable yak” got me [this](https://www.ebay.com/i/312155048547?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=312155048547&targetid=541453967892&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9016455&poi=&campaignid=1881946470&mkgroupid=74094014870&rlsatarget=pla-541453967892&abcId=1139336&merchantid=119099757&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz--y9e255AIVGozICh2b_AdoEAQYBCABEgKIUPD_BwE).

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/50 "2019-09-05T14:19:34Z")

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There are a number of balloons with yaks upon them listed on [Cafe Press](https://www.cafepress.com/+yak+balloons).

ETA: There are also a number of t-shirts and so on. Here’s one from [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Yak-Balloon-Heart-Valentines-TShirts/dp/B07MCYR7VH).

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/51 "2019-09-05T14:23:35Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> “Ren and Stimpy inflatable yak” got me [this](https://www.ebay.com/i/312155048547?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=312155048547&targetid=541453967892&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9016455&poi=&campaignid=1881946470&mkgroupid=74094014870&rlsatarget=pla-541453967892&abcId=1139336&merchantid=119099757&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz--y9e255AIVGozICh2b_AdoEAQYBCABEgKIUPD_BwE).

And I actually had enough cognitive thought to call our friends this AM; they have no memory of where theirs came from but the box did have a R&S tie-in. Their best guess is that they impulsed it while at a Wally-World or Pool City.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/52 "2019-09-05T14:39:49Z")

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Can anyone help me buy a stuffed yak dog toy? [This one](https://www.shopyourway.com/krislin-yak-plush-dog-toy/394336389) is out of stock at the places I’ve checked.

I like the [Highland cow](https://www.amazon.com/KCFT-Living-Nature-Highland-Sound/dp/B00OLN1KSI) better, but am concerned about durability. Earlier this week, Pluto chewed through the head of a plush crocodile dog toy in about 45 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/53 "2019-09-05T16:52:56Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Can anyone help me buy a stuffed yak dog toy? [This one](https://www.shopyourway.com/krislin-yak-plush-dog-toy/394336389) is out of stock at the places I’ve checked.
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> I like the [Highland cow](https://www.amazon.com/KCFT-Living-Nature-Highland-Sound/dp/B00OLN1KSI) better, but am concerned about durability. Earlier this week, Pluto chewed through the head of a plush crocodile dog toy in about 45 minutes.

You trying to hijack a yak yak, Jack?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/54 "2019-09-05T17:27:27Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> You trying to hijack a yak yak, Jack?

And dat’s the fact! 😃

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**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/55 "2019-09-05T19:10:54Z")

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Unfortunately there’s no yaks on Cebu.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/56 "2019-09-05T19:22:20Z")

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Would you settle for [an inflatable Yakko](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Djg27JEX4AEZKX7.jpg)?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/57 "2019-09-05T19:33:31Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Would you settle for [an inflatable Yakko](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Djg27JEX4AEZKX7.jpg)?

Faboo!

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/58 "2019-09-05T19:50:31Z")

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> [@Kropotkin](#):
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> There is a store nearby that sells inflatable sheep. They are, um, anatomically correct and have an electrical plug. I am not sure which emoji most accurately conveys my emotional reaction to this.

Ewe!

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> How important is the sex?

Not to speak for **Qadgop** , but in most cases it is a highly desired, if not crucial, part of the relationship.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/59 "2019-09-05T19:53:09Z")

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> [@Gymnopithys](#):
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> Unfortunately there’s no yaks on Cebu.

OTOH, yaks on zebus have created hybrids.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/60 "2019-09-05T20:05:58Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Apply a air hose to [this](https://simplyinspiredgoods.com/products/zack-the-yak?variant=52174921099&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIje7kqKC45AIVUR6tBh2N5gG9EAQYBSABEgLHa_D_BwE) and call it good.

I like it. The tousled hair and beard makes Zak the Yak look like a very intellectual yak, in an academic sense. You can just picture this yak giving a lecture on Hegelian dialectics, its over-long fur flapping delightfully with each emphatic gesture. Plus the ad says it’s suitable for ages 10 months and up, so I qualify.

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