# Help me buy an inflatable yak **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685 "2019-09-04T14:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/61 "2019-09-05T23:32:49Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Would you settle for [an inflatable Yakko](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Djg27JEX4AEZKX7.jpg)? [How about an inflatable Yakult](https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Inflatable-yakult-yogurt-bottle_62130279198.html?spm=a2700.9099375.35.10.61765fb6qJ8N9F)? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/62 "2019-09-06T01:44:09Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Ewe! > Not to speak for **Qadgop** , but in most cases it is a highly desired, if not crucial, part of the relationship. Actually, I believe Qadgop’s on record as saying it’s a crucial part of _his_ relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/63 "2019-09-06T01:50:27Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Actually, I believe Qadgop’s on record as saying it’s a crucial part of _his_ relationship. The inflatable yak is irrelevant to sexuality, and will remain that way. Note that I never mentioned such an urge, nor am I seeking for an ‘embraceable ewe’. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/64 "2019-09-06T03:18:34Z")
> [@](#): > > The inflatable yak is irrelevant to sexuality Too long for a band name, but maybe the title of a concept album? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/65 "2019-09-06T04:26:00Z")
> [@susan](#): > > Too long for a band name, but maybe the title of a concept album? Or a series of specials on “Vice”? ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/66 "2019-09-06T13:20:54Z")
Dr. Seuss had a yak. Wikipedia says they are eleven feet long. So if you want a toddler size, get a young yak. And hit the road, yak. A male yak has the prefix “ka”. And an inflatable kayak is easy to find. The female is called a hiyak. But I don’t wanna hiyak this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/67 "2019-09-06T14:14:40Z")
> [@susan](#): > > Too long for a band name, but maybe the title of a concept album? I’m, uhhh, not sure I want to know what you concept is. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/68 "2019-09-06T16:15:14Z")
Jeez, folks, that’s a lot of divergences from the original thread quest. In other words, a whole lot of yakkity yak going on . . . ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/69 "2019-09-06T17:58:39Z")
Don’t talk back! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/70 "2019-09-07T04:05:12Z")
Since we’re into repeating ourselves and I am drunk and I just like typing the word … yak! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/71 "2019-09-07T14:01:39Z")
Anybody know where I can buy an inflatable wok? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/72 "2019-09-07T16:58:53Z")
Only ewe, **Qadgop**. Only ewe ETA: And I thought the **Hal Briston** thread was bad. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/73 "2019-09-07T17:27:58Z")
What’s so funny about sheep lovin’ understanding? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/74 "2019-09-08T00:35:16Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Anybody know where I can buy an inflatable wok? Why? Planning a long wok of the end of a short pier? I am almost ashamed of myself for that one. Not really. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/75 "2019-09-08T04:09:14Z")
Moist, moist Yak! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/76 "2019-09-09T13:08:13Z")
Great! Now I got the Animaniacs theme song as an ear worm: We’re An-i-man-i-acs Dot is cute and Yakko yaks Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax We’re An-i-man-i-acs ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2019, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/77 "2019-09-09T21:28:06Z")
This Sherpa is a silly thread. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/78 "2019-09-10T07:13:05Z")
Here ya go: [Yak - Light speedflying | Gin Gliders](https://www.gingliders.com/en/mini-wings/yak/) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/79 "2019-09-10T22:39:33Z")
> [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > This Sherpa is a silly thread. Trying to poke holes? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-buy-an-inflatable-yak/839685/80 "2019-09-11T02:12:58Z")
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