# Help me cheat on this quiz- "Do you know your baseball?" ...Then what's the score?" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 11, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457 "2009-06-11T16:13:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/1 "2009-06-11T16:13:47Z")
Help me cheat on this office quiz. I have no clue as to the answer. \*\* “Do you know your baseball?” \*\* Picture of desk clock with hands at 3:55 (no AM or PM indication) next Picture of tilted 5th sized liquor bottle pouring a drop into a shot glass next Picture of the upper half of a posing women in a teddy night gown with one breast exposed next Picture of a toilet with the seat up **"…Then what’s the score?"** ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/2 "2009-06-11T16:22:20Z")
My guess is it’s five to four (clock at 3:55), one out (drop in the glass), runner on second (exposed breast = “second base”). I don’t know what the toilet represents. Gotta be the count on the batter in my scenario, but I can’t figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/3 "2009-06-11T16:37:01Z")
Five to four, bottom of the fifth, one out … Full count for the last one? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/4 "2009-06-11T16:42:58Z")
[url=http://books.google.com/books?id=McgoMZSznBgC&pg=PA139&lpg=PA139&dq=%22five+to+four+bottom+of+the+fifth%22&source=bl&ots=tpbPRyv0CU&sig=x\_s8mCOdd0J8eMdpHI\_uk4aWFQc&hl=en&ei=0jMxSrKLMJ3KMZnjsbsH&sa=X&oi=book\_result&ct=result&resnum=1Nobody on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/5 "2009-06-11T16:54:17Z")
[Here’s the pic](http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2074/20090611124223.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/6 "2009-06-11T17:06:16Z")
I didn’t look at any of the other answers, but here goes. 5 to 4 in the top of the fifth with one out and no one on. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/7 "2009-06-11T17:07:37Z")
It’s 5 to 4 (o’clock), bottom of the fifth (of scotch), one (hooter) out, nobody on (the can). ---
**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/8 "2009-06-11T17:08:45Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > I didn’t look at any of the other answers, but here goes. > > 5 to 4 in the top of the fifth with one out and no one on. I like this answer the best so far, but I’d say it’s clearly the bottom of the 5th. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/9 "2009-06-11T17:10:23Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Five to four, bottom of the fifth, one out … … and looking for a slider. ---
**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/10 "2009-06-11T17:11:03Z")
( **Jimmy** ’s answer came in while I was typing. So what he said.) ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/11 "2009-06-11T17:19:28Z")
They only asked for the score, people. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/12 "2009-06-11T17:28:01Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > They only asked for the score, people. > 😃 Then they shouldn’t have included Morgana the Kissing Bandit and her liquid courage (and of course, the aftermath). Of course! It’s 5 to 4 and after draining a bottle of whiskey, a women runs on the field in the buff. After being escorted to the security office, she pays for her prank gone awry by worshipping at the throne of the porcelain god. The ensuing smell causes the umpires to pass out and the game is called with the final score 5 to 4. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-cheat-on-this-quiz-do-you-know-your-baseball-then-whats-the-score/499457/13 "2009-06-11T18:18:26Z")
Thanks!