# Help me choose a custom license plate!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 8, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547 "2006-02-08T16:04:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547/1 "2006-02-08T16:04:03Z")

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I’m getting a new license plate soon, and I want a custom one. Only problem is, I can’t think of anything creative to say in 6 letters or less that hasn’t been done. I need some ideas from the Teeming Millions. You can [Click here](http://kvis-kytc.state.ky.us/KyRenewWeb/PPServlet?PPPlateId=53&matchtype=) to see if your idea is valid here in KY. Humor, sarcasm, and insults appreciated. Thanks in advance.

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**Author:** ![Gringo\_Miami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@Gringo\_Miami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gringo_Miami)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547/2 "2006-02-08T16:25:48Z")

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It appears that NONE is available. This plate will likely NOT be approved however (it’s worth a try).

Just think thru what that plate does when listed on a parking ticket - the KMV Dept computer will reject it as invalid

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**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547/3 "2006-02-09T00:52:49Z")

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Maybe NO NMBR.

Or, if your car is a Rolls Royce or a Bentley, you might try 2ND CAR.

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**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547/4 "2006-02-09T00:58:57Z")

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P.S. I checked; both plates are available.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-choose-a-custom-license-plate/343547/5 "2006-02-09T05:47:58Z")

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Since the postal abbreviation for Kentucky is **KY** , I thought of **JELLY** , but it’s unavailable.

As a Doper, you should appreciate [this request for corroborating evidence.](http://kvis-kytc.state.ky.us/KyRenewWeb/PPServlet) Unfortunately, an officer of the law might think you’re daring him/her to CITE you, and respond accordingly…