# Help me come up with a daring scheme to escape Virginia!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498 "2002-08-12T06:50:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![jane\_says](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/21 "2002-08-13T23:02:12Z")

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**fizzes** , sounds like we’re from the same neck of the woods. I don’t have any plans for escaping, as I really like it here. If you don’t mind me asking, what town are you from? I live in Bristol, and am familiar with most of the smaller surrounding towns, but can’t think of one without a MickeyD’s. I know Marion, Galax, Big Stone Gap, etc. all have them. I’m intrigued!

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/22 "2002-08-13T23:22:21Z")

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Floyd??

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**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/23 "2002-08-13T23:34:09Z")

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Oh my goodness, you’re enamored of Portland, you say? ME TOO!  
Go to Portland, sometime I’ll head out there, at least there’ll be someone to meet, hahaha…

In all seriousness, the road trip is a good idea. Go to all those places you’ve been wanting to visit. If you’re feeling really ambitious, get a trailer for your bicycle, and bike cross-country. Be prepared to live on peanut butter, though…

😉

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/24 "2002-08-14T01:39:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jane\_says \*  
> \*\ ***fizzes** , sounds like we’re from the same neck of the woods. I don’t have any plans for escaping, as I really like it here. If you don’t mind me asking, what town are you from? I live in Bristol, and am familiar with most of the smaller surrounding towns, but can’t think of one without a MickeyD’s. I know Marion, Galax, Big Stone Gap, etc. all have them. I’m intrigued! \*\*

Big Stone Gap is very close to where I’m at. I’m in Jonesville actually, and Jonesville does not have a MickeyD’s. Jonesville doesn’t have much of anything…

I’m about an hour and a half from Bristol, maybe a little further. I got family there!🙂

**Grelby** Oh I simply adore Portland. My sister lives there so she showed me all the fun places to go when I was there. Saturday Market, Powell’s bookstore, Spartucus the porn shop, the Lloyd Center…It’s a great city. And it’s so…friendly? I’m planning on going back for another visit as soon as I have the money.

**Neidhart** Floyd??

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/25 "2002-08-14T01:50:32Z")

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> **Neidhart** Floyd??

You’ve never been there? 😃

Passed through on a family vacation in the summer of 1980, had a chuckle at the “Floyd Barber Shop” because the Andy Griffith Show was one of my favorite programs.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/26 "2002-08-14T23:47:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
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> c) Road Trip. Take a year off and go see the country. Head for NYC and stay in a hostel for a month then head east. See things you’ve never seen and meet people you’ve never met.
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How exactly does one pay for this excursion? Save for a couple of years in advance? Work odd jobs? Freeload? It sounds interesting.

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**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-daring-scheme-to-escape-virginia/123498/27 "2002-09-20T05:25:56Z")

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Well, Fizze,

If you are a hot girl between the ages of 18 to 25, I live in VA and am moving back to “Civilisation” (Cleveland, Ohio) soon. I need a roommate. If you are a kool guy thats OK too… (A female would be MUCH better though…much more…possibilities…)

um…my 2 cents???

Da Slave of Da Code

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