# Help me come up with a sig **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264 "2001-09-23T00:15:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/1 "2001-09-23T00:15:34Z")
I’ve tried and tried to think of something but I’m just drawing a blank here, I need something that will represnt who I am. I’ve thought about using song lyrics, but I can’t think of any that really fit. Somebody give me an idea. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/2 "2001-09-23T00:23:03Z")
_I am also appalled by the bizarre behavior of walking across the back of dead whales or, for that matter, patting a great white shark while it is feeding._ - South Australia state Environment Minister Iain Evans ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/3 "2001-09-23T00:44:58Z")
Hey, I’d love to help but, err… who are you? any links to threads which would be indicative of just who this poster **Nicklz** is? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/4 "2001-09-23T01:06:56Z")
Everytime I see the dumpster, I think about using: “Do not play on or in this sig.” ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/5 "2001-09-23T01:24:07Z")
My favorite things to do for sigs are: 1. just take something out of context from everyday conversation, or 2. find a link to a real, but incredibly weird news story. They come along often enough. I think my favorite of the recent ones was about genetically engineering goats to produce spider-silk. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/6 "2001-09-23T01:24:45Z")
I’d rather die than give you control…Head Like A Hole, Nine Inch Nails ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/7 "2001-09-23T01:56:01Z")
Roses are red, violets are blue. That’s what they tell me, because I’m blind. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/8 "2001-09-23T02:06:18Z")
_-Nicklz, because we’re better than dymez_ Get it? 😃 Aw damn…well _I_ thought it was funny ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/9 "2001-09-23T03:46:48Z")
How 'bout: You call me a \*\* freak \*\* like that’s a \* bad \* thing. Why do the people who know the \*\* least \*\* know it the \* loudest? \* All stressed out and no one to choke! \*\* The Rat Race. \*\* Even if you win, you’re \* still \* a rat. “As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.” [and one of my personal favorites:] “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I \* hate plants!” \* ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/10 "2001-09-23T03:58:09Z")
**Hardygrrl** - I thought of that too but, it just didn’t sit right. **erislover** - To just name one or even a hand full of threads still wouldn’t be able to justly represent myself. But there is a definite I’m a flirt, just ask hardygrrl. I can have a slow building up of rage if I alow something to bother me. And I can also be the nicest person you’ve ever met. It just depends on what mood I decide I want to be in, yeah that might sound weird, but sometimes I want to be full of rage even if i’m not mad about anything. Just finished listening to a couple Cd’s got a couuple ideas from some tunes. “_I know I’m being used, thats okay man cause I like the abuse, I know she’s playing with me, thats okay cause I got no self esteem_” Offspring, Self Esteem or from there same CD “_when I show my piece complaints seize somethings odd feel like I’m God you stupid dumb shit God damn mother fucker_” Offspring, Bad Habit that one could be a litlle harsh for the boards, this was back before offspring turned into sold out little pansy pop artists. Everytime I hear there new music it makes me sick. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/11 "2001-09-23T04:19:53Z")
Hmmm, **Nicklz** , you said you’re a flirt. How come you haven’t flirted with me then? Huh? I feel hurt now. Ah, well, I will forgive you this one time. Now let’s see about sigs. I found one that I like but I can’t use it because it is said by a guy. Here it is: “I am the minister of love.” - Steve Hewitt of Placebo By the way, I love my sig. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/12 "2001-09-23T05:03:34Z")
> [@](#): > > ## \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* \*\*I’d rather die than give you control…Head Like A Hole, Nine Inch Nails > > Here comes a storm in the form of a girl…Heaven Tonight by Hole > \*\* **Hardy** ’s got a “hole” fetish! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/13 "2001-09-23T05:43:25Z")
Flirty _and_ on the edge? “You look great in that sweater. I love that color; red’s good for hiding bloodstains.” What? Damn, it’s late. Ask me again tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/14 "2001-09-23T05:51:26Z")
**dlgirl** I’ll definitely have to flirt with you more then, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/15 "2001-09-23T05:52:34Z")
oh, and I’m kinda kinky too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/16 "2001-09-23T05:52:55Z")
G **Guinistasia** (Christ, I hope I spelled that right) has seen fit to use a quote from yours truly as a sig. You could always lurk around the boards until you find something witty, and co-opt it. Or you can use my second choice for a sig: … _Imagination is more important than knowledge. – A. Einstein._ ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/17 "2001-09-23T07:50:53Z")
Hay it’s late but this one might be funny to speak with me personally call 1-800-male-slut ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/18 "2001-09-24T04:43:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nicklz \* > \*\ ***dlgirl** > I’ll definitely have to flirt with you more then, huh? \*\* Sure. So, when do you wanna start? Oh, and I am trying to stalk you, as stated that you would like in your other thread on “questions about me” but I have had a weird weekend. Anyway, I’ll try my hardest. 😉 And I’ll call you. Let me write down the number that you just gave. Hmmm…:scribble: Okay. Expect a call later. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-a-sig/83264/19 "2001-09-24T12:54:29Z")
You can’t go wrong with a Simpsons quote! How about “Oh, sure…everything looks bad if you remember it”