# Help me come up with new silly slogans **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340 "2011-08-03T17:30:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/1 "2011-08-03T17:30:58Z")
On my website, every time you load it the title of the site is different (in the title bar) with a different slogan. Some examples: OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with zero calories! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Beware of Deadly Guard Kitten OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - mom would be so proud OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Open 24 hours. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Better than FOX! OpalCat’s Home for the Criminally Insane and the Just Mildly Disturbed OpalCat’s HQ - World Domination One Mind At a Time You get the idea. Anyway it pulls from a text file I have of these titles and I’m thinking it’s time I got some new ones added to the list. So what can you think of? (The website is [http://www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) if that matters) ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/2 "2011-08-03T17:45:57Z")
- OpalCat’s World Domination HQ - please take a number and wait to be called - OpalCat’s World Domination SHQ - now with improved resolution. - Hi! Or you could go for anagrams: - Hallow a card 'midst qi pontoon. - A matricidal plod onto snow HQ - Cardinal Domino’s Plot HQ (A-Two) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/3 "2011-08-03T17:50:26Z")
I like your first one. The second one sounds too real and would be a lie, so I don’t think I should use that. The Hi, Opal joke is SDMB-specific, so it would just confuse people. I did add your first one, though. Here is another one I just thought of: OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Now with belt _and_ suspenders! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/4 "2011-08-03T18:02:08Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination HQ: sorry, all our operatives are currently busy. OpalCat’s World Domination BBQ: for that real flame-grilled taste! OpalCat’s World Dominatrix HQ: whipping the internets into shape ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/5 "2011-08-03T18:36:27Z")
For most efficient service, please step against the wall to your left and slip one of the convenient disposable black hoods over your head. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/6 "2011-08-03T18:40:54Z")
“Your treason is important to us – please hold the line.” “Less talk – more killing” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/7 "2011-08-03T18:47:58Z")
I’m using some. Some others are giving me different ideas. This is good 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/8 "2011-08-03T18:49:19Z")
Here’s what I’ve added today so far: OpalCat’s Secret Lair of Evil. I mean… of fluffy bunnies. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - hey, it’s one way to kill time OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - for when you really have nothing better to do The OC World Domination HQ. Yo. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Keeping it real. Well, real-ish. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - A collection of stuff. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Now with belt _and_ suspenders! OpalCat’s World Domination HQ - please take a number and wait to be called OpalCat’s World Domination HQ: sorry, all our operatives are currently busy. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters on the Interwebs OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll never get this time back OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - free admission, one per customer OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with more cowbell OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with 47% less sodium OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - OpalCat’s Home Away from Home. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - No longer banned in Myanmar OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Contains no high fructose corn syrup OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now and always gluten-free OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - let the indoctrination begin OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - No animals were harmed in the making of this website OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Free pencil with every $50 donation OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Since 1995 OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Do not attempt to resist OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - Your treason is important to us, please hold the line OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters - now with less bloodshed ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/9 "2011-08-03T19:27:31Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now in Technicolor OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Recommended by 4 out of 5 Dentists OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Some Content May Not Be Suitable for Miners. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Protected by Navy Seals and Pink Walruses OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Prepare for your doom OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ad-free to non-perverts ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/10 "2011-08-03T20:38:16Z")
Four of **PunditLisa** ’s six are going in 🙂 Thanks guys! ---
**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/11 "2011-08-03T21:14:36Z")
If you use the one about the Navy SEALs please give them the correct capitalization. They have guns. Lots and lots of guns. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/12 "2011-08-03T21:54:07Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Parking in rear OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Sanitized for your protection OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Point away from face OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Objects in window may appear larger than life OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We don’t bite… hard ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/13 "2011-08-03T22:14:26Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: just because you can’t find us doesn’t mean we can’t find you! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: metric is only the beginning. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: makes the Tea Party look like a protest movement! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: editing global continuity since 1987. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: invisible to Google StreetView. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Mac, Windows, Linux - we subvert them all. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: prices slightly higher west of the Rockies. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: chocolate and leather are only the beginning… OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: HTML5-compliant for your domination pleasure. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ask about a career in Minion Services! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: greenbacks, euros, yen - we take them all! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: everything we do we do for Art; he hasn’t objected so far. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: still flexible at fifty below! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: putting the fun in fundamentalism since 1980! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we don’t need no stinkin’ uniforms… but when has need factored into a fashion decision? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we’re bilingual! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ask about our free parking permits. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please turn left when you leave. It makes the cleanup easier. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: The bus stops just outside. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please check all weapons and books at the door. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Cthulhu had it coming. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/14 "2011-08-03T22:17:47Z")
Now with 100% more mad and 100% less science! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/15 "2011-08-04T01:09:14Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: void where prohibited by law OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please add $4.95 for next-day delivery OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: over 99 billion served OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists surveyed OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: caution, product may be hot OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: formerly Rick’s Wine ‘n’ Dine OpalCat’s Local Tentative Exploration Headquarters: well you gotta start somewhere ---
**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/16 "2011-08-04T03:35:00Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Deathstar technician vacancies now closed OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ghadaffi was doing OK till he crossed us OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: In Soviet Russia, we STILL dominate you OpalCat’s Society of legitimate businessmen. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We control the british crown. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We keep the metric system down. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Buy 2 Nukes, get a MIRV free OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: All your bases are onsold to us OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Spreading ignorance since 1999 (It’s easier than we thought) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/17 "2011-08-04T18:15:44Z")
I’m cherry picking these and changing a few–keep 'em coming! Loving it! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/18 "2011-08-04T19:11:39Z")
Of course you realize that we’re going to crash your server reloading the home page to see all the changes in the title bar… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/19 "2011-08-04T20:24:49Z")
OCWDHq - Exactly what you think, you pervert! OCWDHq - Hair color will vary from picture. OCWDHq - The jugglers shall inherit the Earth. OCWDHq - Hasn’t sold out yet to a Russian corp. Make an offer! OpalCat’s WD40 Quik-Lube OCWDHq - [slogan not found] OCWDHq & Webcam OCWDHq - Trust Me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/20 "2011-08-04T23:06:07Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Of course you realize that we’re going to crash your server reloading the home page to see all the changes in the title bar… 🙂 Well it does it on every page so you don’t need to keep reloading the homepage. You can look around. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340.md?page=2)