# Help me come up with new silly slogans **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340 "2011-08-03T17:30:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/21 "2011-08-05T00:22:41Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Well it does it on every page so you don’t need to keep reloading the homepage. You can look around. Okay, we’ll crash it looking at all the other pages too, then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/22 "2011-08-05T01:35:40Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: It’s got what planets crave. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/23 "2011-08-05T02:01:21Z")
Opal cat world domination headquarters: we own everything, so you don’t have to! ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/24 "2011-08-05T11:13:18Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Apply directly to the forehead. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Come for the pie, stay because you’re trapped in a giant spiderweb. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Wash eyeballs before entering. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: A bucket of fresh pixels in every line! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters for World Domination: Proud member of the Society of Redundancy Society. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Put in 4D earphones now. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/25 "2011-08-05T11:43:02Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You are reading a title bar. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/26 "2011-08-05T12:37:06Z")
OCWDH: Your Portal to Hell OCWDH: Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter OCWDH: Whatever You Do Don’t Push The Red Button OCWDH: Unicorns Are Our Favorite Food ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/27 "2011-08-05T13:05:39Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: because 姫路 is still the greatest 中道. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters fnord OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: planting the seeds in the next generation. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ready, aye, ready. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: a division of MegaMart OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: yes, we’re expanding ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/28 "2011-08-05T13:39:12Z")
OpalCat’s World Academy For Striptease Juggling OCWDHq - Better Than Facebook OCWDHq - Optional Modem Required OCWDHq - We’re All Dressed As Gypsies OCWDHq - LOOK BEHIND YOU! OCWDHq - My Hovercraft is Full of Eels OCWDHq - Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean? OCWDHq - Now in FRAKKING SEA BIRD flavor! OCWDHq - Poking You with Soft Pillows Since 1998 OCWDHq - Try Virtual Bubble Wrap! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/29 "2011-08-05T15:27:36Z")
Opalcat’s world domination headquarters: a mystery wrapped in a enigma wrapped in fancy wrapping paper with a very festive bow. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/30 "2011-08-05T15:44:28Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: a dating site like no other! No, wait, we’re not a dating site at all. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: now with more pointy sticks. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: what, those scenes in those movies weren’t enough? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: branches in \ locations. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: you will enjoy what we have in store for you. Or else. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please log in now. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we are monitoring. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: just because we’re not here doesn’t mean you can ignore us… OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: in 87 languages! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: just say yes. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: keep an open mind. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/31 "2011-08-05T16:50:46Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Harnessing the Power of the Hive Mind OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Home of the Perpetually Accreting Disk OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Symbiotic, not Parasitic! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: The Domination HQ with a Global Outlook. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/32 "2011-08-05T16:54:25Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Harnessing the Power of the Hive Mind Oooh, I like that one! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/33 "2011-08-05T17:01:29Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: home of the Exploding Backwards Principle OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: got your shots yet? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: chopsticks permitted OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. Or something. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: more thermal mass than an entire suburb of earth homes! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: 120 km/h or better OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: clarity in action OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: press enter ▉ ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/34 "2011-08-05T17:34:32Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ask about our specials OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now with cheese in the crust OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Our tuna salad is made fresh daily OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You should really get that looked at OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now in color OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: It puts the lotion in the basket OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: In your heart you know I’m right OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You can check out anytime you want, but you can only leave on Tuesdays OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Those aren’t pillows OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: One small step for man, one giant leap for frogkind OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Smell this, do you think it has gone bad? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: It was like this when I got here OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Hey, Wha Happen? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now even fuzzier OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Because I’m the Mommy, thats why OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: I will turn this car around if you don’t stop it OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Make what so? OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: In a circus, right next to the dog faced boy OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We are extra runny tonight OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Please hold your call is important to us, but don’t get cocky ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/35 "2011-08-05T18:16:11Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ribbed for MY pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/36 "2011-08-05T18:35:00Z")
- 100% of people reading this have come to this site. - we know all the answers, it’s the questions we are unsure of. - come in, it’s cool inside! We’re air-conditioned! - please take off your shoes before entering this site; we just mopped. - as long as you’re up, grab me a beer. - if u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd job proofreading for us. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/37 "2011-08-05T18:44:44Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You’ve reached the end of the internet. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: No dogs allowed. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: If you want dominated, you’ve come to the right place. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We validate. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Damned if you do. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Abandon every hope ye who enter here. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Ours go to 11. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Peace is for pussies. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Your IP has been logged. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Formerly Chucks. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: No user accessible parts. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now accepting PayPal. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Breaking seal voids warranty. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Fixing the unbroken. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/38 "2011-08-05T18:50:01Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: saving aluminum pop-tops for charity since 1976. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarcsĝƒ1@ ~àþˍa::-s¶ˆt^®¢% ĵ CARRIER LOST OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: chocolate always appreciated OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: get back in line and wait until your turn. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: we use the whole chicken. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Art. And more. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: it it were different, it would be something else! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/39 "2011-08-05T18:51:13Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We’re #3 and we try harder. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/40 "2011-08-05T18:53:11Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We’re #3 and we try harder. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: We’re #3 and we’re very trying. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340.md?page=3)