# Help me come up with new silly slogans **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340 "2011-08-03T17:30:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/41 "2011-08-05T19:03:48Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Giant pink bunnies are taking over the world! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters slash html slash index dot html OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: that black hole was not our doing. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: secrets revealed, except when we don’t want to. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/42 "2011-08-06T14:02:27Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam. This has had me gigglin’ like a six year old girl at a slumber party for the past ten minutes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/43 "2011-08-06T14:35:44Z")
OCWDHQ: Press the “any” key to continue. OCWDHQ: When it absolutely, positively, has to be world domination. OCWDHQ: It’s milder - much milder! OCWDHQ: What can opalescence do for you? OCWDHQ: No [strikeout]fat chicks[/strikeout] Peter Griffins. OCWDHQ: Because cats need to scratch. OCWDHQ: Warmer than Finland. OCWDHQ: Lisas admitted free! (Everybody else too.) OCWDHQ: Not the end of the Internet, but you can see it from here. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/44 "2011-08-06T14:56:12Z")
OCDWHQ: _Wenn is das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?_ OCWDHQ: It’s like being drunk. If you’re a glass of water. OCWDHQ: Stumbling sideways through space-time since 1934. OCWDHQ: Not haulin’ ass, not gettin’ paid. OCWDHQ: It’s soaked in nutrients. OCWDHQ: _TAP TAP_ Is this thing on? OCWDHQ: Where Darth met Sally. “Yes! YES! YESSS!” “NOOOOOOOO!” OCWDHQ: Our planet is dying. We need cookies to survive. OCWDHQ: Abandon soap all ye who enter here. OCWDHQ: Because you can’t spell “apocalyptic” without “OpalCat.” OCWDHQ: A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a turducken. OCWDHQ: Why, you, I oughta…mmmgggmrmff. OCDWHQ: _Beiherhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/45 "2011-08-06T21:49:34Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > This has had me gigglin’ like a six year old girl at a slumber party for the past ten minutes. 😃 Can you explain it to me? Because I wasn’t going to use it because I didn’t get it. I’ve grabbed a bunch of these, by the way, and they’re live on the site now 🙂 Thanks! (And feel free to keep 'em coming) ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/46 "2011-08-06T22:18:39Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Can you explain it to me? Because I wasn’t going to use it because I didn’t get it. > > I’ve grabbed a bunch of these, by the way, and they’re live on the site now 🙂 Thanks! (And feel free to keep 'em coming) > **[I'll Be a Sunbeam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'll_Be_a_Sunbeam)** > > "I'll Be a Sunbeam" (also called "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam") is a popular children's Christian hymn composed by Nellie Talbot; it is sung to music composed in 1900 by Edwin O. Excell. > Due to its age, the hymn has entered the public domain in the United States. Published in Chicago by Excell as hymn number 137 in his Praises in 1905, the words and music were anthologized at least three more times in other hymnals before 1923. Virtually nothing is known about lyricist Nellie Talbot; attempts t... ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/47 "2011-08-06T22:25:44Z")
OCWDHq: Why vote for the lesser evil? OCWDHq: Oh, sorry, you want room 12A, just along the corridor. OCWDHq: Nobody here but us chickens. OCWDHq: Like a breath of fresh air in a smoke-filled room OCWDHq: How may I help you today? OCWDHq: More entertainment per square pixel than any other website OCWDHq: Minions needed. Must be willing to work long hours, mechanical repair skills and questionable morals a plus. Excellent dental plan. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/48 "2011-08-07T01:33:43Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: The Duck Says; MOOOOOOOO ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/49 "2011-08-07T01:50:31Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: _Das Mädchen ist einem Ungerheuer!_ OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Everything and everyone is recyclable. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: in the key of C! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: please stand behind the yellow line until your name is called. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: now applying for our second ZIP code! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: play online against your friends! OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: doubleplusgood OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: also known as SCP-1138 OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: try the web application! ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/50 "2011-08-07T02:17:44Z")
OpalCat’s W.D.H. - Come back later we’re doing the dishes OpalCat’s W.D.H. - Time Flies Like An Arrow - Fruit Flies Like A Banana ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/51 "2011-08-07T02:38:31Z")
I wonder whether there’s a way to rewrite the title bar while the page is up? Then one slogan could fade out and another appear… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/52 "2011-08-07T11:54:26Z")
No longer affiliated with Gulf+Western Baryonic and Byronic Ice costs extra What we need, when we need it We support Metazoan Rights Try it with smetana! Hey, I can see your house from here ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/53 "2011-08-07T12:21:45Z")
- Now with more Opal - Not a speck of cereal added - Hello, I must be going - Dy-no-mite! - Humiliation our specialty ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/54 "2011-08-07T14:02:23Z")
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You can’t handle the truth. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: No need to hold the line we know where you live. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Dominatrix on duty. OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Competitors domination coupons accepted ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/55 "2011-08-07T15:03:28Z")
Opal’s W.D.H.: Have you heard about the new kind of music, a cross between country and rap? They call it “crap”. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/56 "2011-08-07T15:21:26Z")
Opal Cat World Domination HQ: Obscure in-jokes since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought) OCWDHQ: If erection lasts longer than three hours, consult a physician OCWDHQ: You sank our battleship! OCWDHQ: Pretty sneaky, sis OCWDHQ: Give a hoot, don’t steal slogans OCWDHQ: Proofreeder wanted, aply within OCWDHQ: Now; with 50%, more! unnecessary, punctuation! OCWDHQ: Official **[Noun]**\_ of MadLibs OCWDHQ: Home of the fifth dentist who won’t recommend Trident OCWDHQ: In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnov jokes steal you! OCWDHQ: The Illuminati fear US! OCWDHQ: Promoting the heat death of the universe, one pageview at a time OCWDHQ: Turn your head and cough OCWDHQ: We know if you’ve been bad or good OCWDHQ: Get on our good side NOW, before it’s too late OCWDHQ: We don’t patronize (that is, speak down to) our readers OCWDHQ: Our operators are not busy with other customers; they just put people on hold to mess with them OCWDHQ: It’s what we’re talking ‘bout, Willis OCWDHQ: Does this web page make me look fat? OCWDHQ: Parking validated with purchase of $10 or more OCWDHQ: Future site of [HitlersThatLookLikeCats.com](http://HitlersThatLookLikeCats.com) OCWDHQ: Not at all run by aliens (Boy, you Earthlings are suspicious) OCWDHQ: Please hold your applause OCWDHQ: Lather, rinse, repeat OCWDHQ: It’s not you, it’s me… Ah, who am I kidding: It’s you. OCWDHQ: The check is in the mail OCWDHQ: Jackboots required ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/57 "2011-08-07T21:49:42Z")
Taking some more of them. Changed a few. This list is getting really long. Me likey. My goal is that nobody ever sees the same one twice. Also, it makes Google results really interesting because they use whatever title was there at the time they spidered it. heh. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/58 "2011-08-07T22:01:10Z")
Both the thread and the website titles are making me giggle. Just what I needed on a rainy Sunday. Also, I like **Sunspace’s** idea about having it change while you’re looking at the title. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/59 "2011-08-07T22:36:46Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > [I'll Be a Sunbeam - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'll_Be_a_Sunbeam) For the full effect one must here [I’ll Be A Sunbeam/Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy3J894LcxE&feature=related). Caution: Do not watch on a full stomach. May cause throwuppage. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-come-up-with-new-silly-slogans/591340/60 "2011-08-08T02:04:52Z")
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